Unfortunate names

#1
This is a list of people who have some of the most unfortunate names ever.

These are really real people - poor sods. :)

1. ABDULLAH KUNT
2. MATTHEW WANK
3. CHRISTOPHER FISTER
4. GUSTAVO CUNTO
5. ROSEMARY NOBBE
6. CHETAN DIKSHIT
7. DARIO DIKLIC
8. EDWARD TITTMAN
9. DIANE BEAVER
10. DAVID MORON
11. FABIENNE CRETIN
12. DONNA BUMGARDNER
13. GERHARD SPANKA
14. GINGER SEAMAN
15. KAREN ARSOLA
16. LUDGER POOS
17. ANDREW SHAFTER
18. FUKKY TANTANG
19. GARY POKER
20. ALEXANDRA SUKMAWAT
21. AVIV LICHOMANOFF
22. DOROTHY CHUNDA
23. WAYNE KING
24. JOHN KOKKINIAS
25. ROSS SMELLIE
26. YUICHI ASO
27. FANNIE PAK
28. JAC C KRAGT
29. RICHARD HEAD
30. WING MAN


Its Friday and little things please tiny minds :lol:
 
#2
I used to know a bloke called Julius Ceasar, I sh!t you not. He joined the army too, RE I think. Can you imagine being accosted by the law late on a saturday night after having had a few?
Whats your name then sunshine?
 
#4
I was in the US for a course last year and met the following unfortunates;

Randy J Katt
Julio Hoope IV
Manfred Kock

Bless their parents and lets hope that they never join the ranks of arrse :wink:


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#6
18. FUKKY TANTANG
Brilliant
 
#8
In my distant youth we had a neighbour called Alfred Hart. This being in the unaspirated north of England, he was inevitably known as Alf 'Art (which, IIRC, he frequently did, with relish and gusto). I also knew a sweet WRAC wench called Lovecock - needless to say, she was much in demand, but I bet the poor kid couldn't wait to get married!
 
#9
762baynet said:
I used to know a bloke called Julius Ceasar, I sh!t you not. He joined the army too, RE I think. Can you imagine being accosted by the law late on a saturday night after having had a few?
Whats your name then sunshine?


I knew a lad who was a submariner called Nelson,IIRC he was on the Conqueror
 
#11
Can confirm Julius Caesar, met him a couple of times.

Just had a colleague speaking to a client called Polly Filler, no duff!
 
#15
A guy in my section; Marty Ten Bras .

Some other bloke i know; Freek Fukkink.

These men are both Dutch and their names don't mean anything in Dutch.
It's just bloody funny when they meet English speaking people. :)
 
#17
Cloggie said:
A guy in my section; Marty Ten Bras .

Some other bloke i know; Freek Fukkink.

These men are both Dutch and their names don't mean anything in Dutch.
It's just bloody funny when they meet English speaking people. :)
Know what you mean, also have someone who's name when read by someone English reads tea break, the Dutch pronunciation is quite different, but still...
 
#18
I went to school with a girl called Rosie Balls, I should imagine she was glad to get married.
One of the lads surname at work is Willey, I've often wondered if his wife took his surname when they married.
 
#20
My Dad used to work with a bloke with the surname of Bone.
Married a woman first name of Nora (I sh1t you not).

He and my Dad were firemen (this was back in the day when that's what they were called, not firefighter) and got called out to a dog wedged into a wall cavity or similar, he reached in to drag it out and got bitten for his trouble. He immediately bit the fcuker back which shut it up long enough for them to get it out. Newspaper headline following day "Bone Bites Dog" :D


That being said, my Dad's an ex-scaleyback (1960-63) so it could all be lamp-swinging to the impressionable young T_T :roll:
 
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