Unfortunate Names

#2
This is the umpteenth thread about the subject matter, but what the hell.

My ex wifes sister, who became a copper in Brissle was called Adora Dick. her brothers were called Ecclestone Dick, Mike Dick and, wait for it, wait for it.... Ivor Dick.
 
#3
It did'nt seem to hold back former Leicester, Lions and England full-back, scrum-half and wing Austin Healey.

And, yes, his Dad did it as a joke, allegedly after Mum told him not to name him Austin.

Allegedly.
 
#4
I have seen a New Zealanders Passport to prove his name: Mr Goodfellowe and his first name? Jolley!
 
#6
Squaddie I served with was named "Alex Hole". Yeah, as you imagined we had tons of fun with A. Hole.
 
#7
I went to my old man's ranch in Vernon, BC, Canada. There were a couple of Indian trappers in a cabin on the land. He warned me not to laugh if he introduced them to me. Lo and behold I met Yip Yu and F*ck Yu. Scarey as feck they were.

Elaine worked at the Co-Op DPC in Edinburgh. Her colleague got married, got preggers and had a daughter called Annette Curtain... FFS
 
#10
We had a private baby (big lad too) in our troop - hours of fun there
 
#12
Mr_Deputy said:
FourZeroCharlie said:
It did'nt seem to hold back former Leicester, Lions and England full-back, scrum-half and wing Austin Healey.

And, yes, his Dad did it as a joke, allegedly after Mum told him not to name him Austin.

Allegedly.
I thought his name was 'Cocky Scouse Tw4t' ?? The people I know who know him call him that anyway. Confused. :?
Well, he was known as the 'Leicester Lip' for public consumption: having met the man once, I would concede your point, though.
 
#13
Worked with a fellow called Richard "Dick" Woodcock.

Poor fellow never said boo to a goose. Could tell he suffered a torrent of abuse at school. He would barely even look you in the eye.

Either the parents were clueless f**kwits or they had a twisted sense of humour.
 
#14
One of my sons best friends was "ROBIN BANKS" & I worked with a guy called "ALF GOTOBED" whose mother ran a pub called the "ODDFELLOWS ARMS"
 
#15
I went to school with two brothers, Andrew and Peter Ness. Poor gits got even more hassle as neither of them ever grew to 5'2 and therefore were generally seen as fair game by the normal imbeciles.
 
#17
Scarlet_and_Grey said:
PTI at Frimley Park was Pte Sessions, but then she got promoted.
Done out of kindness rather than ability, I'm sure :D
 
#18
when i was a school the deputy headmaster was Mr Hiscock i never actually found out his first name except it started with a P,
Paul
Phil
Pat
all equally as funny
 
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