I went to my old man's ranch in Vernon, BC, Canada. There were a couple of Indian trappers in a cabin on the land. He warned me not to laugh if he introduced them to me. Lo and behold I met Yip Yu and F*ck Yu. Scarey as feck they were.
Elaine worked at the Co-Op DPC in Edinburgh. Her colleague got married, got preggers and had a daughter called Annette Curtain... FFS