Unfortunate (but genuine) facebook status....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ExPadBrat, Nov 29, 2011.

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  1. My workmate is currently off work due to her daughter being thrown from a horse and chipping her pelvis, and back in hospital due to a recall, the hospital suddenly spotting something on the x-ray that was missed first time round.

    Her facebook status was....How do u keep a teenager happy when she's stuck on her back?

    In your own time.................. :D
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  2. Etch a Sketch :eek:)
  3. Party pack of AA and AAA batteries........
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  4. etch a sketch..................?
  5. Am i showing me age...lol, one of those twiddly knob drawing things when you were a kid...
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  6. A torch to make shadow figures.
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Give her a rabbit...
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  8. etch a sketch and shadow figures....I despair...........
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  9. Colouring in book.
  10. She has been offered a "Lovehoney", a rabbit and batteries, what more does she fucking want, the ungrateful fucker.
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  11. Bigbird, do you have many power surges in your neck of the woods???
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  12. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    You volunteering??
  13. One of these then