Perhaps they need volunteer firing squads for people who buy excessive number of toilet rolls; cleaning products, or cans of beans? Or maybe execution will be used to deal with those who disregard social distancing advice? Or people who do not wash their hands?
Where's the back of the queue to be firing squad operators? I do hope it's socially distanced.
As an aside. Alien Minor 2 has a piece of paper. It
guarantees peace for our time marks him as an essential worker. He got up at sparrow's fárt and walked up to Sainsbury (adjacent to his place of work) for a spot of essential shopping, with our list clutched in his hot little hand.
His description of jumping the queue* into Sainsbury could have been funny. Wearing a Jedi cloak, he waves his hand at the queue and announces, "this is not the queue you are looking for."
Takes a screwdriver from his pocket, turns to security guard, waves a piece of paper. "I'm the Doctor**, you're expecting me."
Well we all larfed.
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* Sainsbury have prioritised essential workers.
** He's a pharmacy dispenser.