Unexpected Shags

B_AND_T

MIA
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#1
A few years ago I was involved in a TV programme for a local TV station (programme was eventually sold to The History Channel, did I get any repeat royalties? Did I fuck). I had to do my bit in Uniform so I turned up at the location on the Friday night to meet the production staff and my co star.

Fcuk me was she good looking, tall, slim, naturally blonde and a perfect pair of chebs. This appraisal took place in seconds with the conclusion that, yes she was fit but I stood no chance.

Once we had spent a couple of hours discussing the weekends events, time to leave. Being a nice chap, as she was a poor student, I offered to give her a lift home, if nothing else I thought that sitting next to her for half an hour would keep my wank bank well in credit. Half way back and enjoying our conversation, she breaks off from that and says "Well, are you coming back to my place"

One nanosecond of thought later I agree to the proposition. One Off Licence and a shower later I'm up to my nuts in guts.

What a fantastic weekend that turned out to be. Made a TV star, free smokes, £100.00 wages and copious amounts of no commitment shagging.

Anyone else had an unexpected shag?
 
#2
What like this one?:





But then I suppose that would have been expected anyway!!!





My Overcoat? Why thank you, and a conveyance as well? How kind!
 
#3
Any shag I get is unexpected, welcomed obviously, but unexpected
 
#4
I thought this was going to be about birdwatching!

Bah!

But... I once did the door at a London Magistrates court Xmas party and got offered a shag from a very drunk and spectactularly ugly fat WPC who was there. On seeing my reluctance (I had standards in those days) She tried to bribe me with an offer of a blow-job in the khazi.

A dismal, dismal shag ensued. :(

As an experience, not quite up there with yours eh B_AND_T? :wink:

edited to thank Gremlin for the fine example of Phalacrocorax aristotelis in his post.
 
#5
What wings are you claiming for her?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
ringdoby said:
At least name the programme.
Oh yea good idea!! It was called T............. Not such a good idea, Persec and all that. My episode was the only one that featured a uniform.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#14
Nope, she was drop dead gorgeous. I even got a semi typing that.


Oh the memories.
 

Pob02

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#15
I reckon the co-star was Dale Winton . . . .

Dale : "Surprise!"
B&T : " Ow my Arrse! "
 
#17
As I left school, a chum told me that he had just shagged his mums mate! Well, i couldn't believe it so he tells me this story.

Apparently, everyone had gone to bed apart from him and he was up watching the telly. She came down and said "Will you brush my hair?" and sat down between his legs, watching the box.

Without looking at him, she says "Have you ever been kissed by a girl?" and a little conversation ensues. Then she says "I'm going to kiss you like you've never been kissed before" and promptly gives him a blow job.

This I cannot believe so like any other fifteen year old, I arrange to spend the next night at my pals house "It's alright, i'll sleep on the settee"

Anyway, I decide to stay up watching the box and down she comes. The rest, as they say, is history.

Not how I lost my virginity though, that was with some mental bird that I pulled out of the canal...
 
#18
Went out for a few drinks with a close male friend of mines lastyear..... turned into a wild drinking session, anyhoo we ended up at another mates party, both popped out the back for a quick ciggy, sat down and started chatting as you do, talking about how we both hadn't had IT in a while, convo went dead, looked at eachother and right there and then kegs off shagged on mates doorstep. Twas amazing!
 
#19
meshellxxx said:
Went out for a few drinks with a close male friend of mines lastyear..... turned into a wild drinking session, anyhoo we ended up at another mates party, both popped out the back for a quick ciggy, sat down and started chatting as you do, talking about how we both hadn't had IT in a while, convo went dead, looked at eachother and right there and then kegs off shagged on mates doorstep. Twas amazing!
Class - fancy popping round to my place for a smoke?
 
#20
I once watched a porno... does that count?
 

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