A few years ago I was involved in a TV programme for a local TV station (programme was eventually sold to The History Channel, did I get any repeat royalties? Did I fuck). I had to do my bit in Uniform so I turned up at the location on the Friday night to meet the production staff and my co star. Fcuk me was she good looking, tall, slim, naturally blonde and a perfect pair of chebs. This appraisal took place in seconds with the conclusion that, yes she was fit but I stood no chance. Once we had spent a couple of hours discussing the weekends events, time to leave. Being a nice chap, as she was a poor student, I offered to give her a lift home, if nothing else I thought that sitting next to her for half an hour would keep my wank bank well in credit. Half way back and enjoying our conversation, she breaks off from that and says "Well, are you coming back to my place" One nanosecond of thought later I agree to the proposition. One Off Licence and a shower later I'm up to my nuts in guts. What a fantastic weekend that turned out to be. Made a TV star, free smokes, Â£100.00 wages and copious amounts of no commitment shagging. Anyone else had an unexpected shag?