"Unemployed to learn English before claiming benefits"

#2
Balls. That's what this will turn out to be. I will give it untill lunchtime, when some blokey jumps up and down saying that it will be descriminatory to do this. :yawnstretch:
 
#5
I wish.

Some do gooding group will spring to the rescue quoting H&S or Human Rights or such other cr@p and this common sense line will quickly disappear :pissedoff:
 
#6
Speaking English is un-Islamic.
 
#7
Lucky_Jim said:
Speaking English is un-Islamic.
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad, Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah!
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Why don't we insist that they speak English before we let them in in the first place.

We could insist that they speak English with a mixture of Estuary and Glaswegian - that'll sort 'em!
 
#9
In france germany and holland you get 2 years to speak the language. If you don't speak it after that time you are thrown out of the country. Lets start doing that and see what reaction we get. We could also stop all unemployment benefits after 6 months, as the french do, and make them clean up the streets rivers and roads for their money. Are there no workhouses anymore!!!!
 
#10
Biped said:
Why don't we insist that they speak English before we let them in in the first place.

We could insist that they speak English with a mixture of Estuary and Glaswegian - that'll sort 'em!
FFS! It's aimed at the Glaswegians!
 
#11
Biped said:
Why don't we insist that they speak English before we let them in in the first place.
Better still, why not just NOT let them in full stop! Fair one if they have skills to contribute and skills we are short of but to let foreigners in to claim benefits!!! Give it a wobble FFS!
 

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LE
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#12
Fallschirmjager said:
Biped said:
Why don't we insist that they speak English before we let them in in the first place.
Better still, why not just NOT let them in full stop!
We must respect their umin rights. To have a means-tested entry requirement, we are seen to be fair.

I would suggest the following:

Must be able to speak the lingo in a combination of Estuary and Glaswegian (Let's not forget that Glaswegians can't even speak English, let alone Estuary, so that is that issue dealt with).

Must have either £5,000,000 in used, untraceable notes in a brown bag on their person on arrival and must be met by a member of ARRSE, or 3 virgin lady-boys, abuse for the use of.

Must have a chateau in the south of France and the title documents ready for signing over. If it hasn't got a pool, they only get leave to remain for 6 months.

Must be female, with big jugs and over the age of 16 and unencumbered (special dispensation for MDN, 12).
 
#13
Fallschirmjager said:
Better still, why not just NOT let them in full stop! Fair one if they have skills to contribute and skills we are short of but to let foreigners in to claim benefits!!! Give it a wobble FFS!
Lets stop anymore immigration, chuck out the parasitic leeching scum and train the UK workforce to have the skills that we are short of.

Edited to add: Lets invade the world and bring back Imperialism and the British Empire, that way the world will work again and no one will need to emigrate.
 
#14
armchair_jihad said:
Lucky_Jim said:
Speaking English is un-Islamic.
Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad, Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah!
Dieu sauve le Duc not' Roé,
Longue vie au Duc not' Roé,
Dieu sauve le Roé!
Rends-le victorieux;
Joyeux et glorieux;
Qui règne sus nous heutheux
Dieu sauve le Roé!

:plotting: :plotting: :headbang: :headbang:
 
#16
Surely this shouldn't just apply to immigrants. Everyone should sit a literacy/numeracy exam before being awarded benefits. That should sort out the chav scum, it'll probably half claims for benefits in one fell swoop.
 
#17
Fallschirmjager said:
spiffy said:
Lets invade the world and bring back Imperialism and the British Empire, that way the world will work again and no one will need to emigrate.
We can't even beat a bunch of ragheads in Afghanistan let alone the world!!! :thumright:
OK Lets invade the world, less afghanistan, and bring back Imperialism and the British Empire, that way the world will work again and no one will need to emigrate. :thumright:
 
#19
Fallschirmjager said:
Biped said:
Why don't we insist that they speak English before we let them in in the first place.
Better still, why not just NOT let them in full stop! Fair one if they have skills to contribute and skills we are short of but to let foreigners in to claim benefits!!! Give it a wobble FFS!
Seconded!

"WANTED - Unemployable foreigner who has made no contribution to the UK. Accomodation and wages provided. Bring the family as well - the silly burgers who work are paying. Non English speakers preferred! Full training in Form-filling given - oh and a new Washing Machine" :pissedoff:
 
#20
They can't deport exisitng immigrants even after they've been selcted to go.

Who is going to round up the non-speakers and deport them?

It's just another sound bite to appease the masses prior to the election to show they are doing something/thinking of doing something/maybe going to consider doing something/might do something if there's time to do so/produce a plan, preferably 5 years to review the situation then elect a committee to consider whether to do something.

Please delete/choose option to suit you then write to us so we can ignore you whilst we consider all the options. :pissedoff:
 

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