"Unemployed to learn English before claiming benefits"

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by boizrus66, Feb 12, 2007.

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  1. Balls. That's what this will turn out to be. I will give it untill lunchtime, when some blokey jumps up and down saying that it will be descriminatory to do this. :yawnstretch:
  2. No they haven't. If they had they'd not let the scum in the country in the first place. Why should we give benefits to people who have done nothing for this country and made no contribution. That goes for the lazy fucking British scum as well.

    Shoot the fucking lot of them.
  3. Durka Durka!!
  4. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    I wish.

    Some do gooding group will spring to the rescue quoting H&S or Human Rights or such other cr@p and this common sense line will quickly disappear :pissedoff:
  5. Speaking English is un-Islamic.
  6. Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad, Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah!
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Why don't we insist that they speak English before we let them in in the first place.

    We could insist that they speak English with a mixture of Estuary and Glaswegian - that'll sort 'em!
  8. In france germany and holland you get 2 years to speak the language. If you don't speak it after that time you are thrown out of the country. Lets start doing that and see what reaction we get. We could also stop all unemployment benefits after 6 months, as the french do, and make them clean up the streets rivers and roads for their money. Are there no workhouses anymore!!!!
  9. FFS! It's aimed at the Glaswegians!
  10. Better still, why not just NOT let them in full stop! Fair one if they have skills to contribute and skills we are short of but to let foreigners in to claim benefits!!! Give it a wobble FFS!
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    We must respect their umin rights. To have a means-tested entry requirement, we are seen to be fair.

    I would suggest the following:

    Must be able to speak the lingo in a combination of Estuary and Glaswegian (Let's not forget that Glaswegians can't even speak English, let alone Estuary, so that is that issue dealt with).

    Must have either £5,000,000 in used, untraceable notes in a brown bag on their person on arrival and must be met by a member of ARRSE, or 3 virgin lady-boys, abuse for the use of.

    Must have a chateau in the south of France and the title documents ready for signing over. If it hasn't got a pool, they only get leave to remain for 6 months.

    Must be female, with big jugs and over the age of 16 and unencumbered (special dispensation for MDN, 12).
  12. Lets stop anymore immigration, chuck out the parasitic leeching scum and train the UK workforce to have the skills that we are short of.

    Edited to add: Lets invade the world and bring back Imperialism and the British Empire, that way the world will work again and no one will need to emigrate.
  13. Dieu sauve le Duc not' Roé,
    Longue vie au Duc not' Roé,
    Dieu sauve le Roé!
    Rends-le victorieux;
    Joyeux et glorieux;
    Qui règne sus nous heutheux
    Dieu sauve le Roé!

    :plotting: :plotting: :headbang: :headbang:
  14. We can't even beat a bunch of ragheads in Afghanistan let alone the world!!! :thumright: