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Understanding women

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp. He picks it up, rubs it where upon a genie appears in a puff of smoke.

''God damn it!!'' Exclaims the genie, ''Im being found too damn often. You can only have one wish'' he says, looking at the man. '' Choose carefully now''

So the bloke thinks about this before saying to the geanie. ''I have a sister who lives in america, but i am scared of flying. Can you build me a bridge so i can drive over and see her?''

''Your having a laugh'' replied the genie ''Have you any idea of the logistics of that? how much concrete, steel etc that would take? Im sorry but no, you will have to choose another wish.''

So the man has another long hard think again before saying to the genie ''Ok, my wife and I are having a few problems at the moment, i wish i knew what was wrong. In fact i wish i could understand women and knew what women wanted.''

The genie took one look at him and replied

''How many lanes did you want on that bridge?''

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