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OK, i'm pretty crap at posting decent topics, but i need to air ths one.
I've done pretty ok this month, and decided to lash out on some decent beer on a Friday afternoon.
Spent just over a tenner on some Carlsberg 'Jacobsen Saaz Blonde' lager (7.1abv).
After 4 bottles, i felt pretty good, called the other half names in jest (spnuk bubble, wnka stain etc...
)...Then feck me, i sharted for the first time on my life for fecks sake..!!Had to drench my grollies under the sink in case i was rumbled...i just know she will cotton on when she does the washing, but i can live with the shame (just).
Jesus, i was used to more obscene things whilst i was serving, but i'm 40 now, and feel like a little kid.
K cider nearly did the dirty deed for me, but christ that Carlsberg shite beer is awesome !!
I've done pretty ok this month, and decided to lash out on some decent beer on a Friday afternoon.
Spent just over a tenner on some Carlsberg 'Jacobsen Saaz Blonde' lager (7.1abv).
After 4 bottles, i felt pretty good, called the other half names in jest (spnuk bubble, wnka stain etc...
Jesus, i was used to more obscene things whilst i was serving, but i'm 40 now, and feel like a little kid.
K cider nearly did the dirty deed for me, but christ that Carlsberg shite beer is awesome !!