OK, i'm pretty crap at posting decent topics, but i need to air ths one. I've done pretty ok this month, and decided to lash out on some decent beer on a Friday afternoon. Spent just over a tenner on some Carlsberg 'Jacobsen Saaz Blonde' lager (7.1abv). After 4 bottles, i felt pretty good, called the other half names in jest (spnuk bubble, wnka stain etc... )...Then feck me, i sharted for the first time on my life for fecks sake..!!Had to drench my grollies under the sink in case i was rumbled...i just know she will cotton on when she does the washing, but i can live with the shame (just). Jesus, i was used to more obscene things whilst i was serving, but i'm 40 now, and feel like a little kid. K cider nearly did the dirty deed for me, but christ that Carlsberg shite beer is awesome !!