Today i decided to give the underneath of my bed a damned good fettling. I couldn't believe after hoovering several inches of dust away that i came across....... Several coins. 4 odd earrings i had given up as lost. Several books. 3 suitcases crammed with holiday crap. 1 pair of curtains. 1 pair of candlestick holders. A clock. 1 empty shoebox. 1 pair of broken hair straighteners. 1 screwdriver. 1 drill bit 1 broken video player 1 broken dvd player. 2 scart type leads. 1 cup with enough mould to treat the entire street with penicillin. Then i got thinking......wonder that others find under their beds? The arrser formerly known as MDN.....a collection of gimp suits Praetorian......Maddie. PTP....the entire encyclopedia of military history TLF....books detailing the perfect murder and how to get away with it of Chubb FiveAlpha.....several dead civvies Slug........several empty vodka bottles and fag packets. So, what do you have under your bed??