Ahem .... I was taught how to cook by Keith Floyd .You wasted good beer money on food? You poofter
Everyone rallying around, that’s what servants are for, right?
My mate dropped some shopping on the doorstep rang the bell and retreated a few feet for a chat before going....I was lightly surprised when I open the door there wasn't a freshly painted badly applied cross on it. Could try harder.(Daubing big red crosses on doors is so...analogue)
Keeping the population permanently pissed sounds like a plausible plan to keep them indoors (until they run dry).God news on the Canadian response.
Pubs selling Take Out grub can also sell booze to wash the shite down and Grocery Stores can sell alcohol starting at 7am instead of 11am.
If one dresses as choir boy and the other as man of the cloth it would be ok to administer the sacraments, wouldn't it?Absolutely not. You must pray the gay away, take a cold shower, reflect on the Gospel of Matthew... Whatever it takes to distract yourself from homosexual temptations.
We can fight this together.
She would have laughed at Corvid 19I have enough homebrew here that I could have kept sluggy drunk for about a week, normal humans it should do several months of heavy drinking.
I have run out of beer though, at the moment I have
mint choc thing
Mead (about 20 litres of various flavours from 'Jesus I've gone blind' through to 'thats awesome, however I've gone blind')
half a bottle of port (AKA 'Lobito' as I thought it was going to be awful)
and an elderflower paint stripper
unflavoured alcohol wash - not decided what it's going to become
prosecco (it was free)
my daughter thought she had it ( shes a teacher) turned out to be laryngitisI’m on day 3 of the worst cough I’ve ever experienced.
Throat feels like I’ve been gargling a cocktail of broken glass with gravel and a garnish of iron filings.
It comes in peaks and troughs. Sometimes it hits and I can barely speak.
There is some shortness of breath but it’s manageable. My lungs feel like they’ve shrunk and can hold less air. Taking deep breaths requires more effort than usual. I feel like I want to get a bog brush and give my lungs a good scrubbing out.
I have no other symptoms and no one else I know has had it. Mrs and kids are fine and haven’t shown even the slightest sign of it.
Could be Coronavirus, could just be a really bad cough or chest infection, but it’s been pretty solid for 3 days now with no sign of improvement. I’ve never had a cough this bad before.
Hot drinks like tea with honey really do help. A cuppa gives me about an hour of relief before the cough starts again.
Olbas Oil, Strepsils and Night Nurse are also good friends right now.
I’ve had laryngitis before, this feels like it is actually in the lungs.my daughter thought she had it ( shes a teacher) turned out to be laryngitis