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Uncle Albert

The pipe smoking Sapper General is due to retire soon and a friend of mine has been spammed to do his leaving speech out in Oman. However my mate is not in the Corps and does not know much about him and his previous history (Google is not much help) and so came to me for info.

Does anyone have any suitable dits that could be included in the speech? Many thanks in advance.

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