Unbelievably sick jokes
- Thread starter GrumbleWeed
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Chimp
ADC
Ciggie.
Ciggie
GCM
That's so kind. My ex used to call me Donkey Dong, which was quite embarrassing, especially in front of clergy...
She told me it was Donky DUNG on account of your reamed **** orifice. She also said thanks for the house by the way.
Ciggie
GCM
House??? It was a mansioun almost as big as her mother's pissflaps...before you ask, I was invited once but when she saw the tripod she said Have my daughter, so I did.....and look at me now...
Paddy and Murphy fancy a Pint but only have a euro between them. Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says are You mad?
Now we're skint! Come on says Paddy follow Me.
They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his Knee's and suck it.
The Barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says..
'I cant do this any more, my Knees are sore and I'm pissed.
How do you think I feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the Sausage in!?
Murphy says are You mad?
Now we're skint! Come on says Paddy follow Me.
They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his Knee's and suck it.
The Barman goes berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says..
'I cant do this any more, my Knees are sore and I'm pissed.
How do you think I feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the Sausage in!?
tiredoldhorse
Old-Salt
Just been watching footage of the Twin Towers on 9/11,
who says white men can't jump?
who says white men can't jump?
