Unbelievable! "Firefighters in Sheffield have been banned from speeding to emergencies with blue lights flashing and sirens blaring ... because it is too risky." I heard this on the news and I thought "This has got to be a wind up, surely" This is absolutely insane! I'd be crying with laughter, if I wasn't practically apopleptic already! There's nothing more I can really say as my head isn't anywhere near the ground after hearing this! This is absolutely insane!!! I can't believe how incredibly blinkered and absolutely bleeding insane this health and safety shite is getting! It is absolutely un-fcuking-believable!! Where is this going to end?! Cars have to have square wheels because it's too easy for cars with round ones to roll down hills if the brakes fail?! Soldiers having their weapons confiscated because someone might get killed?" Aircraft to have their engines removed because they catch fire and might suck in birds? Pavements to be outlawed because people trip up on them!? Oh my GOD who the HELL is running this CUNTry*!!! Sorry for the wobbly post - a bit non-compost-mentis at the minute *Like a democracy, but one where the people in power are CNUTS!!!