unarmed combat course

[guvnor]

Ive got a friend in TA who is looking to do this course.

Has anyone here done it, and was it worthwhile.

 

[CRmeansCeilingReached]

is that the underwater one?

 

[Sandy_The_Guvnor]

Ive got a friend in TA who is looking to do this course.

Has anyone here done it, and was it worthwhile.

What unarmed combat couse and get your own name

 

[Sixty]

Sure you're not thinking of the Dismounted Close Combat Trainer?

 

[moving-target-survivor]

this has to be a wah surely?

 

[Fallschirmjager]

Ive got a friend in TA who is looking to do this course.

Has anyone here done it, and was it worthwhile.

I did it and it's well worthwhile. One night a gang of about 20 lads started on me and i put all of them in hospital just by doing the things i was taught on this course. They were all big lads as well and i reckon it must have been a rugby team or something but they had no chance with the moves i learnt on this course.

 

[amazing__lobster]

Don't tell me... is your friend... with *whispers* them?

 

[PassingBells]

is that the underwater one?

No, you're thinking of the knife fighting one.

The UCC (Unarmed Combat Course) is a special to arms course, only available to 49 Para and certain TA units.

 

[Mag_to_grid]

Do they still teach the "Dim Mach" and the chicken chop on it? they are the only two moves you really need to know. Buck Norris (Chuck's brother) was my instructor, top bloke.

 

[CRmeansCeilingReached]

Sure you're not thinking of the Dismounted Close Combat Trainer?

stop giving sensible helpful answers.

would love to see him turn up at the DCCT wearing his kung fu gear

 

[Moodybitch]

Ive got a friend in TA who is looking to do this course.

Has anyone here done it, and was it worthwhile.

I did it and it's well worthwhile. One night a gang of about 20 lads started on me and i put all of them in hospital just by doing the things i was taught on this course. They were all big lads as well and i reckon it must have been a rugby team or something but they had no chance with the moves i learnt on this course.

So, you ran away then? And their injuries were actually sustained while fellating each other in a pissed up "dry bum scrum"

 

[Sixty]

Sure you're not thinking of the Dismounted Close Combat Trainer?

stop giving sensible helpful answers.

would love to see him turn up at the DCCT wearing his kung fu gear

You bastard I was hoping he would ask what it was so I could embroider some stories.

 

[amazing__lobster]

Do they still teach the "Dim Mach" and the chicken chop on it? they are the only two moves you really need to know. Buck Norris (Chuck's brother) was my instructor, top bloke.

You Sir, have just made me laugh out very loud indeed

 

[Pork_Pie]

Ive got a friend in TA who is looking to do this course.

Has anyone here done it, and was it worthwhile.

If his unit does a camp in Florida, NASA's unarmed combat instructors could teach him the Vulcan death grip.

 

[Lance_Jacked]

I have found the video from the last class

Self Defence Class

 

[Blyth_spirit]

I have found the video from the last class

Self Defence Class

Very outdated nowadays. The modern course is more like this:

Self Defence

 

[Mag_to_grid]

Do they still teach the "Dim Mach" and the chicken chop on it? they are the only two moves you really need to know. Buck Norris (Chuck's brother) was my instructor, top bloke.

You Sir, have just made me laugh out very loud indeed

Always a pleasure Lob!

 

[Lympstone_Mud_Warbler]

I think he must mean one of the courses that I attended.

Underwater Knitting
Unarmed Turbot Fighting
But the best and most useful course was the Yak strangling.

 

[muzzleflash]

Ive got a friend in TA who is looking to do this course.

Has anyone here done it, and was it worthwhile.

I did it and it's well worthwhile. One night a gang of about 20 lads started on me and i put all of them in hospital just by doing the things i was taught on this course. They were all big lads as well and i reckon it must have been a rugby team or something but they had no chance with the moves i learnt on this course.

 

[cpunk]

Don't listen to these funsters: I'm a black belt in origami and I can tell you everything you need to know.