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Unacceptable? Bollocks! He's spot on!

#1
Importance of Tax
Return accuracy

(South Wiltshire and North Dorset Valley News)

Published December 31, 2012

Here is an example of the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

In response to the question; "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" the man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man’s response to HMRC was: "Who did I miss out?"
 
#2
Importance of Tax
Return accuracy

(South Wiltshire and North Dorset Valley News)

Published December 31, 2012

Here is an example of the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

In response to the question; "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" the man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European Commission".

HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man’s response to HMRC was: "Who did I miss out?"
Its not a date its the number of times this has been fucking done, each time as made up as the last.

No one ever fucking wrote that, not even the bloke who 'started' it by making it up.
 
#7
Marvellous, I left this thread open on the Laptop for ten minutes, on the floor in front of the mousehole......


......the little cunt's just thrown himself on the trap!
 

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