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#1
UN Daily Report for 29 Jun 05.

Largest IT Sector in Arrsonia

  • 1. Empire of Tayforth [Capitalist Paradise]
    2. The Republic of Sabreville [Right-wing Utopia]
    3. The Republic of Quowyeom [Inoffensive Centrist Democracy]
    4. The Republic of Kaigogi Burgers [Father Knows Best State]
    5. The Disputed Territories of Chaverville [Libertarian Police State]
    6. The Holy Republic of Tilbakistan [Psychotic Dictatorship]
    7. The Democratic Republic of Yorvikshire [Capitalist Paradise]
    8. The Rogue Nation of Skjoldavia [Psychotic Dictatorship]
    9. The Armed Republic of Stoatmania [Capitalist Paradise]
    10. The Republic of Virobonos [Moralistic Democracy]

Well done Tayforth - bloody capitalists! :D
 
#3
UN Daily Report for 30 Jun 05

The Most Beautiful Environments in Arrsonia

UN researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile this definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.


  • 1. The Holy Republic of Tilbakistan [Psychotic Dictatorship]
    2. The Oppressed Peoples of Hoojanickyabolokov [Corrupt Dictatorship]
    3. The Rogue Nation of Skjoldavia [Psychotic Dictatorship]
    4. The Jingoistic States of Duckiestan [Corrupt Dictatorship]
    5. The Republic of Poontang by the sea [Corrupt Dictatorship]
    6. The Armed Republic of Flashzonia [Psychotic Dictatorship]
    7. The Armed Republic of Teletubbystan [Psychotic Dictatorship]
    8. The Sultanate of Neewaw [Authoritarian Democracy]
    9. The Nomadic Peoples of Polaromania [Authoritarian Democracy]
    10. The Republic of Army Rumour Service HQ [Democratic Socialists]

Well done Tilbakistan and Skjoldavia for their second appearance in the Top 10 in 2 days! :D
 
#4
UN Daily Report for 01 Jul 05

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Arrseonia


  • 1. The Jingoistic States of Paradiddledonia
    2. The Republic of Virobonos
    3. The Nomadic Peoples of Aotearovia
    4. The Dictatorship of Crabenbourg
    5. The Rogue Nation of One of the Strange
    6. The Disputed Territories of Chaverville
    7. The Rogue Nation of Barbsland
    8. The Armed Republic of Semmystan
    9. The Republic of Doctrinus
    10. The Republic of The TeutonicKnights

Well done to all concerned! :D
 
#5
Being a cynic by nature, training, and experience - are these not just the latest joiners ?.


PS - must remind onesself "it's only a game"
 
#6
UN Daily Report for 02 Jul 05

The Most Comprehensive Public Healthcare in Arrseonia

The following nations have extremely good public healthcare facilities, given their population.


  • 1. The Holy Empire of ARRSE HQ
    2. The Empire of Neewaw
    3. The Jingoistic States of Duckiestan
    4. The Armed Republic of Teletubbystan
    5. The Republic of Doctrinus
    6. The Oppressed Peoples of Hoojanickyabolokov
    7. The Holy Republic of The Blessed Cakes
    8. The Armed Republic of Flashzonia
    9. The Holy Republic of Tilbakistan
    10. The People's Republic of Earnestonia

"I'd like to thank my Mum for having me, the milkman for having her etc etc :)"
 
#7
I think you will find that The Grand Duchy of Poontang by the Sea is now topping the Health care list thanks to my leadership and the fact you are all grotty Fu*kers.
 
#8
Greengrass said:
I think you will find that The Grand Duchy of Poontang by the Sea is now topping the Health care list thanks to my leadership and the fact you are all grotty Fu*kers.
Nope can't see you, dear.

Voting is voluntary, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the slug is a protected species, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Snailsville's national animal is the slug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dale.
 
#10
Yes please
 
#11
Am there now
 
#12
UN Daily Report for 03 Jul 05 FOR ARRSEONIA

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Arrseonia

  • 1. The Empire of GrumbleSkiffVille
    2. The Disputed Territories of Artillery Dominance
    3. The Kingdom of Bigdavaland
    4. The Constitutional Monarchy of Iron-Handbag
    5. The Empire of Colytonia Inoffensive
    6. The Fiefdom of A Criminal Mastermind
    7. The Democratic Republic of Yorvikshire
    8. The Jingoistic States of Paarp
    9. The Republic of Sabreville
    10. The Dictatorship of SON-GOKU

Perhaps Dale would care to post 'West Oceania's'? :D
 
#13
Not seen Dale yet this morning....

Here tis

Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Agricultural Sector in West Oceania

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. The Shadowed Holy Empire of Feoras Capitalizt "Demoness Shall Be Swallowed by My Dark Waters"
2. The Empire of Jorm Corporate Police State "If i can't be happy then no one can"
3. The Federation of Mikaclysm Capitalizt "i luv saves the day!!!11!1111!"
4. The Rogue Nation of Locknload Corporate Police State "Screw with us, and pay the price"
5. The Constitutional Monarchy of Kortwanking Father Knows Best State "Don't even think about it, we'll just kick off!"
6. The Armed Republic of BFG-istan Father Knows Best State "It pays to be a winner"
7. The Rogue Nation of Drunken Geordies Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Haway ther sor, be mah mayt"
8. The Most Serene Republic of Snailsville Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "It's only the Internet and sh*ts and giggles arrse"
9. The Republic of AgentOrangeville Father Knows Best State "Feck it"
10. The Humorous Deity of God the Holy Spirit Tyranny by Majority "Corona in hand is worth 2 in the Busch"
. . .
20. The Grand Duchy of Scaryspicedom Corporate Police State "An oppressed people is a happy people"

well done Kortwanking- top arrser in WO.

Scary
 
#14
As we are now spreading our tentacles across the World, there is a danger our enemies (well, sad waltish ones who haunt this site) will exploit our lack of 360 degree coverage.

Could I ask UN delegates to post their UN Dailies in here - in this way, we can get an idea of where everyone else is!!

How many regions do we own now - 3? :D

UN Daily Report for 04 Jul 05

The Largest Gambling Industries in Arrseonia

  • 1. The Constitutional Monarchy of G3 Snobs
    2. The Rogue Nation of Evilstanistan
    3. The Free Land of Walt Haters
    4. The Principality of Ditchling
    5. The Dictatorship of Crabenbourg
    6. The Protectorate of Strutjacklandia
    7. The Principality of Pangurbanstan
    8. The Most Serene Republic of Drunken Geordies
    9. The Incorporated States of Hillard
    10. The Constitutional Monarchy of Iron-Handbag

Good to see G3 Snobs taking their place at the head of the pile...as it should be, I daresay.... :D
 
#15
Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Gambling Industries in Calvinist Country


1. The Grand Duchy of Scaryspicedom
2. The Republic of AgentOrangeville
3. The Free Land of Sluiceland
4. The Constitutional Monarchy of Hugamaphlip
5. The Fiefdom of A Criminal Mastermind
6. The Most Serene Republic of Smurphonia

Now only three of us left - me, Sluice & Hug

Sluice and I may swap the UN delegateship tonight, but we'll arrange that ebtween ourselves.

Scary
 
#16
Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Gambling Industries in We Do Not Exist

1. The Armed Republic of BFG-istan
2. The Armed Republic of Semmystan
3. The Republic of Yamahamatutu
 
#17
UN Daily Report for 05 Jul 05

The Smartest Citizens in Arrseonia

IQ tests were sent to random citizens from various nations in an attempt to determine which nations are the smartest and best educated, on average. Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.


  • 1. The Holy Empire of ARRSE HQ
    2. The Free Land of MLAAAARRRR
    3. The Oppressed Peoples of Hoojanickyabolokov
    4. The Armed Republic of Poontang by the sea
    5. The Rogue Nation of Skjoldavia
    6. The Rogue Nation of Barbsland
    7. The Holy Republic of The Blessed Cakes
    8. The Jingoistic States of Duckiestan
    9. The Armed Republic of Teletubbystan
    10. The Republic of Doctrinus

Somehow I have no problems believing the veracity of this particular UN report... :D
 
#18
Darth_Doctrinus said:
UN Daily Report for 05 Jul 05

The Smartest Citizens in Arrseonia

IQ tests were sent to random citizens from various nations in an attempt to determine which nations are the smartest and best educated, on average. Those citizens who failed to return their tests were scored poorly.


  • 1. The Holy Empire of ARRSE HQ
    2. The Free Land of MLAAAARRRR
    3. The Oppressed Peoples of Hoojanickyabolokov
    4. The Armed Republic of Poontang by the sea
    5. The Rogue Nation of Skjoldavia
    6. The Rogue Nation of Barbsland
    7. The Holy Republic of The Blessed Cakes
    8. The Jingoistic States of Duckiestan
    9. The Armed Republic of Teletubbystan
    10. The Republic of Doctrinus

Somehow I have no problems believing the veracity of this particular UN report... :D
Me neither. Check out No 4!!!!!!! I hope there was no spelling test involved.
 
#19
My nation is number 5. :lol: The IQ test was a toughy I can tell you.

S
K
 
#20
This is the latest UN Proposal...I can't see this getting approved somehow, but if we have any UN Delegates who do approve, then vote accordingly....

Stability in the Homeland Act

A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.

Description: WHEREAS it is noted that:

MANY of society's problems are caused by vile malcontents;

VAST sums of money are spent on fighting street crime;

HUGE amounts of time and effort are wasted on re-educating the wweak and the spineless;

IT IS PROPOSED THAT:

1. All jobless are shot on sight, and their vital organs harvested for possible use by people with useful jobs;

2. All elderly folk are subjected to 'involuntary euthanasia measures' and any gold fillings are accordingly harvested;

3. Anyone claiming to be a 'Live8' supporter has certain privileges (like breathing) removed forthwith, with no right of appeal;

4. And that Bob Geldof is tortured for many, many years as a warning to anyone else who may feel in some way more worthy than everyone on this planet:

VOTE FOR increased powers and the right to remove and otherwise cleanse our societies of these disgustingly vile resource-consumers by any and all means necessary.
 

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