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  1. UN Daily Report for 29 Jun 05.

    Largest IT Sector in Arrsonia

    • 1. Empire of Tayforth [Capitalist Paradise]
      2. The Republic of Sabreville [Right-wing Utopia]
      3. The Republic of Quowyeom [Inoffensive Centrist Democracy]
      4. The Republic of Kaigogi Burgers [Father Knows Best State]
      5. The Disputed Territories of Chaverville [Libertarian Police State]
      6. The Holy Republic of Tilbakistan [Psychotic Dictatorship]
      7. The Democratic Republic of Yorvikshire [Capitalist Paradise]
      8. The Rogue Nation of Skjoldavia [Psychotic Dictatorship]
      9. The Armed Republic of Stoatmania [Capitalist Paradise]
      10. The Republic of Virobonos [Moralistic Democracy]

    Well done Tayforth - bloody capitalists! :D
     
  2. look at that i have managet to come firts in something totaly useless
     
  3. UN Daily Report for 30 Jun 05

    The Most Beautiful Environments in Arrsonia

    UN researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile this definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.


    • 1. The Holy Republic of Tilbakistan [Psychotic Dictatorship]
      2. The Oppressed Peoples of Hoojanickyabolokov [Corrupt Dictatorship]
      3. The Rogue Nation of Skjoldavia [Psychotic Dictatorship]
      4. The Jingoistic States of Duckiestan [Corrupt Dictatorship]
      5. The Republic of Poontang by the sea [Corrupt Dictatorship]
      6. The Armed Republic of Flashzonia [Psychotic Dictatorship]
      7. The Armed Republic of Teletubbystan [Psychotic Dictatorship]
      8. The Sultanate of Neewaw [Authoritarian Democracy]
      9. The Nomadic Peoples of Polaromania [Authoritarian Democracy]
      10. The Republic of Army Rumour Service HQ [Democratic Socialists]

    Well done Tilbakistan and Skjoldavia for their second appearance in the Top 10 in 2 days! :D
     
  4. UN Daily Report for 01 Jul 05

    The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Arrseonia


    • 1. The Jingoistic States of Paradiddledonia
      2. The Republic of Virobonos
      3. The Nomadic Peoples of Aotearovia
      4. The Dictatorship of Crabenbourg
      5. The Rogue Nation of One of the Strange
      6. The Disputed Territories of Chaverville
      7. The Rogue Nation of Barbsland
      8. The Armed Republic of Semmystan
      9. The Republic of Doctrinus
      10. The Republic of The TeutonicKnights

    Well done to all concerned! :D
     
  5. Being a cynic by nature, training, and experience - are these not just the latest joiners ?.


    PS - must remind onesself "it's only a game"
     
  6. UN Daily Report for 02 Jul 05

    The Most Comprehensive Public Healthcare in Arrseonia

    The following nations have extremely good public healthcare facilities, given their population.


    • 1. The Holy Empire of ARRSE HQ
      2. The Empire of Neewaw
      3. The Jingoistic States of Duckiestan
      4. The Armed Republic of Teletubbystan
      5. The Republic of Doctrinus
      6. The Oppressed Peoples of Hoojanickyabolokov
      7. The Holy Republic of The Blessed Cakes
      8. The Armed Republic of Flashzonia
      9. The Holy Republic of Tilbakistan
      10. The People's Republic of Earnestonia

    "I'd like to thank my Mum for having me, the milkman for having her etc etc :)"
     
  7. I think you will find that The Grand Duchy of Poontang by the Sea is now topping the Health care list thanks to my leadership and the fact you are all grotty Fu*kers.
     
  8. Nope can't see you, dear.

     
  9. GG - you're still in 'Arrsonia' - not 'Arrseonia' mate.

    Fancy a quick flight via 'military grade transport helicopter'? :)
     
  10. Yes please
     
  11. Am there now
     
  12. UN Daily Report for 03 Jul 05 FOR ARRSEONIA

    The Largest Agricultural Sector in Arrseonia

    • 1. The Empire of GrumbleSkiffVille
      2. The Disputed Territories of Artillery Dominance
      3. The Kingdom of Bigdavaland
      4. The Constitutional Monarchy of Iron-Handbag
      5. The Empire of Colytonia Inoffensive
      6. The Fiefdom of A Criminal Mastermind
      7. The Democratic Republic of Yorvikshire
      8. The Jingoistic States of Paarp
      9. The Republic of Sabreville
      10. The Dictatorship of SON-GOKU

    Perhaps Dale would care to post 'West Oceania's'? :D
     
  13. scaryspice

    scaryspice LE Moderator

    Not seen Dale yet this morning....

    Here tis

    Today's United Nations Report
    The Largest Agricultural Sector in West Oceania

    # Nation UN Category Motto
    1. The Shadowed Holy Empire of Feoras Capitalizt "Demoness Shall Be Swallowed by My Dark Waters"
    2. The Empire of Jorm Corporate Police State "If i can't be happy then no one can"
    3. The Federation of Mikaclysm Capitalizt "i luv saves the day!!!11!1111!"
    4. The Rogue Nation of Locknload Corporate Police State "Screw with us, and pay the price"
    5. The Constitutional Monarchy of Kortwanking Father Knows Best State "Don't even think about it, we'll just kick off!"
    6. The Armed Republic of BFG-istan Father Knows Best State "It pays to be a winner"
    7. The Rogue Nation of Drunken Geordies Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Haway ther sor, be mah mayt"
    8. The Most Serene Republic of Snailsville Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "It's only the Internet and sh*ts and giggles arrse"
    9. The Republic of AgentOrangeville Father Knows Best State "Feck it"
    10. The Humorous Deity of God the Holy Spirit Tyranny by Majority "Corona in hand is worth 2 in the Busch"
    . . .
    20. The Grand Duchy of Scaryspicedom Corporate Police State "An oppressed people is a happy people"

    well done Kortwanking- top arrser in WO.

    Scary
     
  14. As we are now spreading our tentacles across the World, there is a danger our enemies (well, sad waltish ones who haunt this site) will exploit our lack of 360 degree coverage.

    Could I ask UN delegates to post their UN Dailies in here - in this way, we can get an idea of where everyone else is!!

    How many regions do we own now - 3? :D

    UN Daily Report for 04 Jul 05

    The Largest Gambling Industries in Arrseonia

    • 1. The Constitutional Monarchy of G3 Snobs
      2. The Rogue Nation of Evilstanistan
      3. The Free Land of Walt Haters
      4. The Principality of Ditchling
      5. The Dictatorship of Crabenbourg
      6. The Protectorate of Strutjacklandia
      7. The Principality of Pangurbanstan
      8. The Most Serene Republic of Drunken Geordies
      9. The Incorporated States of Hillard
      10. The Constitutional Monarchy of Iron-Handbag

    Good to see G3 Snobs taking their place at the head of the pile...as it should be, I daresay.... :D
     
  15. scaryspice

    scaryspice LE Moderator

    Today's United Nations Report
    The Largest Gambling Industries in Calvinist Country


    1. The Grand Duchy of Scaryspicedom
    2. The Republic of AgentOrangeville
    3. The Free Land of Sluiceland
    4. The Constitutional Monarchy of Hugamaphlip
    5. The Fiefdom of A Criminal Mastermind
    6. The Most Serene Republic of Smurphonia

    Now only three of us left - me, Sluice & Hug

    Sluice and I may swap the UN delegateship tonight, but we'll arrange that ebtween ourselves.

    Scary