UN Proposals

#1
Please will everyone take the time to go into the UN & look at the Proposals List. If there is any policy you want us to get tabled for a vote, please flag it. Also, if (after reading through the existing proposals to ensure it's not been proposed already!) you think of any policy you'd like proposed, please post it here for discussion.

Each proposal has a vote cut-off time, plus the reason it's still at proposal stage (i.e. lack of support) and it details the number of votes required to boost it to discussion stage, so please take note of these when selecting proposals for us to support. If proposals are time critical, please highlight this too.
 
#2
Dozy,

No-one is going to go through 20-odd pages of insane rambling. Let's get our name up in lights - we need utterly ridiculous proposals, such as "The UN should fund Project Barsteward - 'The First Arrseonian in Space'" or "The UN should making skiffing a legal right" or.....
 
#3
I may, or may not, have put one on there about spelling. The joys of being a UN member. He he he

Spell Properly Please
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Snailsville

Description: Please spell properly, it's against my Human Rights for you to torture me with your inadequate spelling.

Yours, Dale of Snailsville.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 146 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Mon Jul 4 2005
 
#4
How do you vote? I want to vote for Champions of the World. (Europe)

Am I having a blonde moment?
 
#5
Dale, only our Delegate (Dozy) can vote - on our behalf.

However, we can create our own Proposals, and then snigger obscenely about them... :D
 
#6
I've just gone through the list of proposals (only took a couple of minutes) and most of them are Geldofesque - i.e. boring & 'worthy'. :roll: I've endorsed Dale's (quite frankly bonkers piece of work - what are you actually proposing?!) & look forward to voting for the weird and wacky proposals of other Arrseonians. Please flag on here when you write one as I only saw Dale's by chance.
 
#7
Blokes are Rubbish

A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Snailsville

Description: I offer the UN: Blokes are Rubbish. 17 stone of passion is worth nowt. Relief.

Discuss and vote.

The Lady of Arrseonia

I thank you x

Approvals: 1 (Iron-Handbag)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 145 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Jul 5 2005

Are we sure we want the slug in a position of power????
 
#8
Boring, boring, worthy, worthy... 'Sir' Bob would be SO proud! Y-A-W-N

Honorable UN Delegate;

In greatest urgency, the Administration of the Democratic Republic of Sunteria asks for your delegatory endorsement of the UN Proposition “Third World Water Recycling ”. We find that it is in the best interest of human kind and that it’s feasible and effective methods would increase the quality of life for millions of disadvantaged peoples. Please act quickly as voting ends soon and telegram me with any questions.

Regards,
Chancellor; Dr. Michael Anthony
Democratic Republic of Sunteria
Shall I vote against :?:
 

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LE
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#9
You can't - you can only endorse or not as it's not a resolution yet. I wouldn't bother to endorse it - as you say it's a bit green and liberal.

There are some truly illiterate resolutions on the proposals list - try "the old ways" or "no more prisons" - what were they smoking?

any nation with more than 2 endorsements can put up a resolution - I may have to do one....

Scary
 
#10
I may be missing the point here, but now that nuclear weapons have been OKed by the UN, how do I get my grubby little hands on some?

Generalissimo Tubbyboy
 
#11
Is anyone else having trouble getting into UN - they keep sending me blank emails (i.e. no link to follow and authenticate)

Assuming I make it in eventually (ooh er missus) how easy would it be for us to take over the UN - would we need to form strategic allegiances with other regions rather than invade them?
 
#13
^They've just sent me the NationStates Forum E-mail Validation request again, but the link fails - I suspect because it's the second time I've tried to validate. Then sent another empty email.

Need to go and do some work now so will try again, later today.

Nice socks BTW
 
#14
United Nations said:
The United Nations already has the Armed Republic of Abacania's application on file. As you will discover, decisions are not made quickly in the UN.
So it wasn't third-time lucky - feck!
 
#15
United Nations Security Act

'A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.'

Description: The NationStates United Nations,

NOTING that warfare and violence are not acts which this body wishes to encourage.

NOTING WITH REGRET that there are certain unavoidable situations in which warfare and violence are necessary for the defense of sovereign persons and nations.

CONCERNED that many member nations are ill-equipped to conduct an effective defense of the sovereign persons and nations.

FURTHER CONCERNED that there are many nations that are not members of this body and are hostile to it and may attack the member states of this body.

ENCOURAGES all member states to ensure that they have the ability to effectively defend their sovereign nation from attack in the interest of protecting their citizens.

DECLARES that all member states have the right to construct and utilize any and all weapons that are necessary to defend their nation from attack, except where previous legislation by this body that is still in effect has placed restrictions on that right.

Votes For: 4,054

Votes Against: 1,573

Voting Ends: Fri Jul 8 2005
Looks like the 'proper' UN nations (i.e. tree-hugging Bob-Geldof-worshipping window-licking strokebags) have decided to do 'something' about their lack of teeth, spit and fire.

Too late, tooooooooooo late...... :D
 
#16
I have tried to get the following submitted as a UN Proposal but do not have enough endorsements. Can some one who has the required amount put it forward for me as I am at present residing in CC

Pressure should be brought to bear on the IOC to introduce archery with the ENGLISH LONGBOW as a new Olympic Sport.

cheers

TR
 
#17
TR

If not done by the time I get home from work I will do it (no time to do properly at work) If you'd like to be the CC UN del - you only have to ask......

Scary
 
#20
TR

It is done! Has appeared on the last page of the proposals. Or search for "New Olympic Sport".

May I ask the delegates from Arrseonia, We Do not exist and the one Dale is currently running (forget the name sorry) to pop in and endorse it.

Ta

Scary
 

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