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Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.



I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.



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Just fostered a Muslim kid.



All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.



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Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke



All I said was, golly you're tall.



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Last week me and this Indian from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition.



I still can't believe she won.



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They've had to cancel the pantomime 'jack & the beanstalk', in Birmingham, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester & Luton:



because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.



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Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.



Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.



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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away” but since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
 

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