Un documented SAS rescue - well I never read about it before.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by old_bloke, Aug 6, 2012.

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  1. xtract here from the site.

    Nutsack was finally rescued after a daring raid by Britain’s Special Air Service (SAS). Whilst few details of the operation have been released to the press, it is understood that half a dozen SAS troopers, clad only in gimp masks, boots and tool belts, crashed through the skylight of an impromptu film studio on the West Bank, freeing Nutsack and several other Western porn performers being held hostage there. “One of the hostages was strapped to an iron bedstead, and was being flagellated – presumably in an attempt to extract information – by a naked woman,” explained British Army spokesperson Major Peter Nubbins at a London press conference.

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  2. You do know that there's stuff worth watching on the telly, don't you?
  3. Soldier P is gonna write a book called "50 blades of grey"

  4. I wonder where the entry and exit holes were?
  5. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Gives flash bang a whole new meaning.
  6. I heard that the prospective author is actually a matelot who was originally with the Det, then after that a Shakey. He writes under the name Sailor V.

    Un autre taxi, merci.
  7. I'll be second in the book signing queue.