Um, just wondering

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Snow_White, Jan 24, 2005.

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  1. Any of you chaps out there prefer tights to other forms of hosiery?

    If so, why?
     
  2. Tights? Eugh, c'mon even birds hate those
     
  3. You've had a sex change, moody?
     
  4. I prefer a tight pipe to any form of hosiery :twisted:
     
  5. they keep my knackers warm , and my c-ock hard.
     
  6. J_D

    J_D LE

    ah get your self a suspender upholster from anne summers............add the stockings and your man should be pleased if not whip them off and hey presto.......bob's ya uncle!!
     

  7. God I just shot me load someone get me a tissue 8O 8O 8O
     
  8. I meant US birds hate those - cheeky cow. 8O :D
     
  9. The thing about stockings is that you don't have to remove them...

    And, uh, thanks for that shortfuse.

    Assuming here that it's been so long since you got within grabbing distance of any bona fide female you can't actually remember what the alternatives look or feel like?
     
  10. TIGHTS FECKING TIGHTS

    Get real woman, all REAL men detest those obsenities

    Suspenders, now there is something I really love :wink:
     
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    8O TIGHTS ? 8O

    Come off it Snow White !

    Besides they're very bad for the circulation, I always get nasty red marks on the back on my hands......
     
  12. No, No, No, No,No!

    Stockings and suspenders are always the preferred option, failing that hold-up stockings.

    Any other form of 'hosiery' should result in instant dismissal :evil:
     
  13. Poor cuts.

    Look, I'm not arguing in favour here, just asking the question. Although they do prevent frostbite / that attractive mottled blue tinge in a very-short-skirt--on-very-cold-day scenario.
     
  14. And, uh, thanks for that shortfuse.

    Assuming here that it's been so long since you got within grabbing distance of any bona fide female you can't actually remember what the alternatives look or feel like?[/quote]

    no , i love 'em , i've got a pair of 80 denier support tights with a reinforced gusset on right now , and a hard-on a cat couldn't scratch.
     
  15. No, No, No, No,No!

    Stockings and suspenders are always the preferred option, failing that hold-up stockings.

    Any other form of 'hosiery' should result in instant dismissal :evil: