Ultimate Walt

#1
The ultimate Walt lives on my estate. This Walt claims to have been within spitting distance of Saddam Hussain on Desert Storm, ready to cut his throat. However as he tells it he was ordered to stand down. Not only this he has also served in NAM and has a tattoo to "prove" this. On rememberance day this Walt turns up with more bling than Kenny Everett! Obviously impressing people with an untraqined eye. Surely a public execution is the only solution?
 
#3
The ultimate Walt lives on my estate. This Walt claims to have been within spitting distance of Saddam Hussain on Desert Storm, ready to cut his throat. However as he tells it he was ordered to stand down. Not only this he has also served in NAM and has a tattoo to "prove" this. On rememberance day this Walt turns up with more bling than Kenny Everett! Obviously impressing people with an untraqined eye. Surely a public execution is the only solution?
YOUR estate, you Pikey Walt. ^ never happened and for you to invent such utter shite I call a public execution on you. But do Remind me what bling Kenny everitt was famous for.
 
#5
The ultimate Walt lives on my estate. This Walt claims to have been within spitting distance of Saddam Hussain on Desert Storm, ready to cut his throat. However as he tells it he was ordered to stand down. Not only this he has also served in NAM and has a tattoo to "prove" this. On rememberance day this Walt turns up with more bling than Kenny Everett! Obviously impressing people with an untraqined eye. Surely a public execution is the only solution?

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#6
YOUR estate, you Pikey Walt. ^ never happened and for you to invent such utter shite I call a public execution on you. But do Remind me what bling Kenny everitt was famous for.
You turd did you never see any of his sketches? The American General one where he wears medals that stretch out about 3ft Obviously not. Now quit walking round with the Stetson and cowboy boots on you fucking bottom feeding scum sucking pond life turd! Obviously you make up shit so you would automatically suggest I have. Don't put me in your fucking category. Estate yes the one I live on. But when yopu live in the hills and fuck sheep you wouldn't know what a housing estate is would you. Nob jockey.
 
#10
You turd did you never see any of his sketches? The American General one where he wears medals that stretch out about 3ft Obviously not. Now quit walking round with the Stetson and cowboy boots on you fucking bottom feeding scum sucking pond life turd! Obviously you make up shit so you would automatically suggest I have. Don't put me in your fucking category. Estate yes the one I live on. But when yopu live in the hills and fuck sheep you wouldn't know what a housing estate is would you. Nob jockey.
Calm down calm down












you boring cunt
 
#15
Well, I won't be able to get any this remembrance day as I will be in Afghan. Possibly standing outside his house with a camera may draw some attention to me. Any suggestions?
 
#18
i stand corrected - i respect anyone who goes out there working for an aid agency...just dont get abducted and put others in harms way to come and rescue you.
As do I Joey. But alas dear boy I will just have to just take my place on the frontline as I am not fortunate enough to work for an aid agency.
Whats it Like? Do you get paid alot?
 
#19
Nobby, any suggestions how I manage to get a photo of said walt without me looking like some kind of weirdo taking pictures of random blokes!
 
#20
Well, I won't be able to get any this remembrance day as I will be in Afghan. Possibly standing outside his house with a camera may draw some attention to me. Any suggestions?
So you spotted this walt quite some time ago (at least from last years Remembrance parade) and you have no pictures or anything and you choose now to out him. Why now and not some time ago?
 
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