The ultimate Walt lives on my estate. This Walt claims to have been within spitting distance of Saddam Hussain on Desert Storm, ready to cut his throat. However as he tells it he was ordered to stand down. Not only this he has also served in NAM and has a tattoo to "prove" this. On rememberance day this Walt turns up with more bling than Kenny Everett! Obviously impressing people with an untraqined eye. Surely a public execution is the only solution?