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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, May 12, 2011.

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  1. Just getting that arsefaced twat Piers Morgan interviewing ( if you can call it that) Maddies parents on CNN. Why don't they just face it, Maddie is now the gang mumma of the Guards, and Piers would have fucked her and strangled her anyway.
  2. Would that be prior to you beating him to it?
  3. she'll end up in a shop window in amsterdam.
    if not under a pile of leaf litter.
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  4. Now, now Mutley.... the only thing I would beat Piers Morgan to is a pulp.
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  5. BTW, I have to admirle CNN's choice of anchor.... Michael Holmes, for example an untrustworthy-looking Aussie vagina who appears to have just stepped off a prison ship after killing all his cellmates. News has never looked better. Good ol' surfing Mike has recently been telling me that I should watch a new CNN thing called ' The Revealer'. What's that then Mike ? You getting your strides down and showing the world your incredible absence of penis ? If you don't understand this, go watch. I guarantee 2 minutes will be enough to make you take a determined trip to the armorour.