Ultimate Mail Story? - Gay sex threesome death by Clingfilm

#1
Yes, children, this is why we don't play with Clingfilm

Man dies while wrapped in cling film during 'kinky sex game that went wrong'

Police have launched a murder investigation after a man who was allegedly part of a kinky sex game involving cling film died when it went wrong.
Two men aged 21 and 34 were arrested on suspicion of murder following the discovery of the victim’s body in a flat in Dover, Kent, on Tuesday morning.
Man dies while wrapped in cling film during 'kinky sex game that went wrong' | Mail Online

I'm praying this is BounceBanana
 
#2
The mind boggles.

Were their sex lives so crap before that that this was the only way they could get their rocks off?

It all sounds rather sad and pathetic...

Rodney2q

PS Edited to add I'll keep my fingers crossed for the BounceBanana option.
 
#3
Put him in the fridge and he'll be nice and fresh for days.
 
#4
Boring story and has been told before, but I was with Toppers and FluffyBunny at the Burger King at Amesbury and we saw a bloke completely covered in cling film chucked out of the Staff Only door.

We considered helping him out for about 2 seconds, then went back to our onion rings and Whoppers.

I told you it was boring.
 
#5
A source told the Dover Express newspaper: 'This is a weird one. It appears that the victim was wrapped in cling film as part of some sort of sex game and it all went badly wrong.'
Presumably when they wrapped it around his head?
 
#7
To make it a true Mail story, one of them at least, would have to be an asylum-seeker, and one on the dole, and they'd have to own their own house so its value could be reduced.
 

AlienFTM

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Book Reviewer
#8
How do you possibly get to the stage where you think "I know, let's try clingfilm - that sounds dead horny??"
Once I've wiped me cock on the curtains, last thing I want is that she clings.
 
#9
I can imagine the coppers trying to keep a straight face when the forensics bod orders them to bag his hands.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#10
Hello Mrs Snooks I am afraid I have some bad news about your son. He died in a gay sex accident while wrapped up in clingfilm.
Oh no I don't believe it.
Actually I made the last bit up. He was wearing a Newcastle shirt but I didn't want to offend you.
 
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syledis

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#11
Boring story and has been told before, but I was with Toppers and FluffyBunny at the Burger King at Amesbury and we saw a bloke completely covered in cling film chucked out of the Staff Only door.

We considered helping him out for about 2 seconds, then went back to our onion rings and Whoppers.

I told you it was boring.
Were the onion rings nice and crispy?
 
#12
Boring story and has been told before, but I was with Toppers and FluffyBunny at the Burger King at Amesbury and we saw a bloke completely covered in cling film chucked out of the Staff Only door.
They have a Burger King in Amesbury?

Nice to see that Amesbury has moved forward into the 20th century at last...

...oh wait...

:)

Rodney2q
 
#13
How do you possibly get to the stage where you think "I know, let's try clingfilm - that sounds dead horny??"
Chances that they tried everything else in the manual? If anything to give Lemmiwinks the gerbal a break from tunnling activites.
 
#14
To make it a true Mail story, one of them at least, would have to be an asylum-seeker, and one on the dole, and they'd have to own their own house so its value could be reduced.
Patience PF, the story's fresh and a editorial is probably being typed as I . .err. . type
 
#16
"Kent Police refused to comment on the circumstances surrounding the man’s death"

I thought that they had it wrapped up.

Ah, my taxi.
 
#19
"I don't like jizz on my face."
"Don't worry mate. We've got you covered."
Your agenda here is obvious, I can straight through it
 
#20
They have a Burger King in Amesbury?

Nice to see that Amesbury has moved forward into the 20th century at last...

...oh wait...

:)

Rodney2q
Nope, no Burger King. Nearest one is Salisbury
 

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