Ultimate "Iron Man" Competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 25, 2005.

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  1. WARNING:
    Not safe for Work Environment,
    Where Minors May Be Present,
    or where anyone sober may be found..

    Check your gag reflex before entering

    For anyone wishing to join Special Forces of any kind this should be part of the testing/ flushing out procedure.. If they can get one up for God King and Country, thinking about this - they're okay..

    Al Queada/Taliban.. this could be one of the virgins you were promised.. you may wish to revise your thinking on suicide bombing.

    Finally, don't blame me.. this was ' found ' by Coachman as part of a gross out competition.. He won..

    www.lots2luv.com

    I'm going to go into a closet and whimper before the flashbacks hit again..
     
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Oh sh*t why did I open that - It's horrible. No one would, let alone could
     
  3. Oh sweet mother of god
     
  4. i'd rather have a w*nk than fcuk that
     
  5. OMFG 8O
     
  6. I think I have done that!!!
     
  7. Eugh not nice!
     
  8. Just when i thought i had buried my past, it comes back to haunt me!
     
  9. I dont think there could ever be enough warnings put up for that sort of stuff, but if there was it should have been:-

    Warning not suitable for life viewing
     
  10. I am surprised it opened on my work puter, I know all women need lovin' but that is ridicul............... OK I would, I would be slighty confused as to wither my c0ck was in her or just caught in a flap of skin, she probably gives good head, hey don't knock it till you try it :wink:
     
  11. i have just vomited
     
  12. She'll be dead soon. But unfortunately I fear that, much like jihadis, ten more are waiting to take her place. Better the blubber you know...
     
  13. Is she from Chatham?
     
  14. My new bottle openers arrived yey!
     

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