I'm keen that Phillll from the U-F site shouldn't be completely unprepared for his ordeal when he goes inside for aggravated cyber-vandalism, so I wonder if my fellow ARRSErs would like me to assist in compiling a compendium of top prison advice for new boys. Starting with: 1. Do not bend over to pick it up if you drop your Showerfresh. 2. If the huge shaven, headed man who is 98% tattooed offers you a jar of Vaseline, it means he likes you. Any more?