Does this bloke grip anybody elses sh*t as much as he grips mine? In the same way that you can't tear your eyes away from a car crash, i've found myself watching bits of the astonishingly bad Ultimate Force series. It's all horrific, right from the opening music to the A-Team plotlines. But worse, far worse, than anything else, is that Ross Kemp is a FAT ba*tard. The bloke should be on Remedial PT, not Operations. He's got the classic pub landlord look "i'm a big feller me, but as soon as your not looking at me, i'm going to breathe out, and let 40lbs of piss-tank gut hang over my belt" Why did they hire the Pledge-headed tubster? Were Lewis Collins/Sean Bean/Robson Green/Chin-jut Jerome/ all too busy? I know it's currently being covered in the Int Cell, but please can we have some NAAFI bar standard slagging of this plastic-cockney blimp?