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Ultimate Fighting Championships, Arrse style

#1
Having watched the posts from Biscuits_AB and Sniper9 over the last week how about we organise our own Ultimate Fighting Championships right here on ARRSE??

we could lock them in a tool cage in the back of a Sqn hanger and watch them knock ten bells out of each other?

if its a goer and we get enough positive thoughts from other ARRSEr's then ill start producing tickets and see if i can find a suitable Sqn hanger!

Lets get ready to Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!!!!!!!
 
#3
dizzy_blonde said:
let me fight blonde bint pleeeaaase :)

dizzy vs the trolls

bring it on
i think we may need to introduce a mud pit and declare bikinis must be worn by female ARRSEr's in that case dizzy!!
 
#5
Itsy bitzy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for you, dizzy :D
 
#6
mmmmmmmmmmmmm thongs at dawn, what a lovely thought. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Would anyone mind if i joined in
 
#7
Please can I play?
 
#9
dizzy_blonde said:
i dont care!!!!

can i bring my claw hammer???
no, but u can bring a rolling pin!!

as for bikini, the tiniest one you got!! depending how well you fill it of course!!
 
#12
Goku said:
Why don’t you round up a few homeless people and get them to kick each others teeth in for sandwiches ala “bum fights” http://www.bumfights.com/index.html
indeed, we could have them as "background activity" great site that, this chappy is my personal favourite!!
 

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#14
I’d like to play with my two favourite trolls, you two inbreeds know who you are.
BAAAAAH!!!!!

(on closer inspection of that bum fight site, I may have to buy the DVDs, I’m laughing already)
 
#15
Why are we even entertaining the possiblilty of bikinis. Go nude or go home. Saves time as they will just be ripped away any ways.
I like cooking oil and plastic sheeting better than mud. The naughty bits don't get covered with mud.
 
#16
watchdog said:
Why are we even entertaining the possiblilty of bikinis. Go nude or go home. Saves time as they will just be ripped away any ways.
I like cooking oil and plastic sheeting better than mud. The naughty bits don't get covered with mud.
a valid point there, or perhaps baby oil perchance?? i think we should stick to the bikinis tho, the anticipation of is it coming off yet? isnt it? will be too much for some folk!!
 
#17
cooking oil?? why not baby oil? it smells alot better

if you dont want to wear a bikini by all means go in the buff Dog we wont complain :) (unless your hung like a shrew)
 
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dizzy_blonde said:
goku i think your trolls are in chat :)

right now

im going in :punch:
Bugger
I only just saw your post, I must have just missed them, I can only see ArmySurplusSpecial and Cynical-Subbie

Next time, next time
 
#20
The harder you are, the more ridiculous the weapons you take into the Arena of Death.

For example, if you're a bit of a hairdresser you go in with a baseball bat with loads of nails hammered into it, or a sawnoff. If (like me) you are well rock, you go in with a baguette or a piece of fruit. Like a papaya, for example.

So we've got Dizzy in a tiny bikini in a arena full of chocolate custard armed with a banana. OK?

V!
 

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