Ukso airsofting gone a little to far?

#3
Am I not correct in thinking UKSO is a made up term these people are spewing out to beef up their website? considering we have UKSF and all that?
 
#4
haha!

UK Threat Level - UKSO1 - DHM 202 (DURHAM)

Those are star trek gifs. The alerts they use on the ships on the program.

Anyways, it seems like the ultimate walting tool to me. Not only do you join a shit hot airsoft club and get decked up like a proper hard man, you actually get a load of information about being a spy or a special forces soldier so that if you walk around in public in your airsoft gear claiming to be a Navy SEAL, you have all the info regarding their selection and can just regurgitate it.

I once went airsofting and it was a rotten experience. Felt like playing soldiers in the school playground but with people you wouldn't want to hang out with.
 
#5
and just how did you "stumble" across this ? ;-)
Somebody put up a link to an apache gunnery game and this madness came up.
 
#6
brief look round their website shows that the whole thing really is bollocks trying make civvis feel special about airsofting. lol even get given ranks.
 
#7
What you are really getting at is, "What do you all think of my website?". Well, actually it's not too bad. You appear to be really dedicated to your airsoft and I hope you and your chums enjoy it for all it's worth. It's good you you to get outside in the fresh air away from your keyboard and any excuse will do even if some people laugh at the folly of it all. I notice that you use http://cdn1.editmysite.com, are they any good? Would you recommend them if, say, a youngster wanted to design a webby for their hobby too?
 
#8
Weird. I was having a poke around and now all the pages are 404

Has it been ARRSEd up?
 
#9
dunno lol. walts
 
#11
I once went airsofting and it was a rotten experience. Felt like playing soldiers in the school playground but with people you wouldn't want to hang out with.
Fuck all wrong with Airsoft - I've got a couple of pistols I use to shoot next doors dogs when they dig under the fence and shit in my garden.

And I shot a mate in the nuts once to see what would happen
 
#13
Fuck all wrong with Airsoft - I've got a couple of pistols I use to shoot next doors dogs when they dig under the fence and shit in my garden.

And I shot a mate in the nuts once to see what would happen
No, mate, that's not airsoft. That's just domestic problem solving.

Airsoft is something different. Airsoft is a bunch of spotty and/or fat young guys getting together wearing a mix of kit - usually some kind of previously unseen special forces camo - that could actually be used in the field. Some of them go as far as to wear rank slides. These guys get out and literally play soldiers. It's not like paintball, where there's a kind of acheivement to be had by winning the game - it is pure pretend from the word go.

When you're listening to a 21 stone bloke from rutherglen (sporting an authentic looking M4 replica assault rifle with a silencer, grip, laser and big scope on it) shouting "COVERING FIRE! COVERING FIRE!" you know you're in heaven.
 
#14
All the links posted are coming up invalid??
 
#15
No, mate, that's not airsoft. That's just domestic problem solving.

Airsoft is something different. Airsoft is a bunch of spotty and/or fat young guys getting together wearing a mix of kit - usually some kind of previously unseen special forces camo - that could actually be used in the field. Some of them go as far as to wear rank slides.
Ah, you got me there. Once I was wearing my old '91 dessy jacket with 7 Armd patch and rank slide on when I shot the brown and white fucker up the hoop (repeatedly, I didn't realise it was on automatic - honest).

I also gave the Pug a shoeing with my Bellville 790 dessy wellies on once. That little fucker really flew down the steps - it was about 1 foot off the ground before it passed the top step. Ugly little cunt hasn't invited itself back into my house again though

And I'm a fat bloke. Seems I'm an airsofter
 
#17
All the links posted are coming up invalid??

Yep, "404" is the resource not found indicator. The default page comes up as "site not published" I actually quite liked the site, - colour was OK and reflected the content type, no mixed fonts, easy navigation etc

Pity is was walty nonesense
 
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#18
No, mate, that's not airsoft. That's just domestic problem solving.

Airsoft is something different. Airsoft is a bunch of spotty and/or fat young guys getting together wearing a mix of kit - usually some kind of previously unseen special forces camo - that could actually be used in the field. Some of them go as far as to wear rank slides. These guys get out and literally play soldiers. It's not like paintball, where there's a kind of acheivement to be had by winning the game - it is pure pretend from the word go.

When you're listening to a 21 stone bloke from rutherglen (sporting an authentic looking M4 replica assault rifle with a silencer, grip, laser and big scope on it) shouting "COVERING FIRE! COVERING FIRE!" you know you're in heaven.
First off this is what booze does, it forces embarrassing confessions

I am an ex airsofter, or what my wife calls a wanker. What can I say it was fun until you got hit and I like shooting people. Each game has a goal to be achieved and it's more fun than paintball due to the variety of weapons
Yes there were some total twats there as well

well I'm off to my airsofter anonymous meeting
 
#20
A bit off topic, but how big is airsoft in the US?
Eh?

Fekkin' huge. As for this particular gem, very unhappy they feel rumbled and insecure, taking the site off-line. I'm away from home, sitting at a fucking computer terminal like most honest military personnel and in need of a laugh.
Cnuts.
 
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