http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/5216422.stm Outside court his lawyer Rob Ross said: "Jamie is a likeable idiot, really. Jamie suffers from a very serious addiction to cars. He just can't leave them alone. "During the 1980s he used to steal cars to order and he made a lot of money. "Then, a few years ago, he got addicted to heroin, but it's the cars he's really hooked on. He just doesn't understand the words `Don't drive'." How about cutting off his arms off at the shoulder and his legs of at the hip? Jiveass barstools like this are costing me a fortune, as car insurance has gone up again this year!