UKKERS THE WAY AHEAD?

Ventress

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#1
Some pointers:

Would you rather have a loffing bit behind the blob or safe?

Would you snaffle for the sake of it?

Are you a ludo playing $hite?

Do you de-cry your partner when he mixxy's your blob next to the shute?

St Piran does all these, as he plays Ukkers at a molecular level, same size as his brain!
 
#2
Sure you mean "LAOFING" bit.

I have to disagree about St Piran being a ludo playing shit$.

you can snaffle my blob 8) whilst up the chute Q man!!!
 
#3
Qman, there is no need for personal abuse of fellow Uckerists. Answer me this, why is it when your partner (not in the biblical sense) pulls off a move it's good uckers, but when that same move is repeated by the opposition they're ludo playing $hits? Perhaps you'd like some cheese to go with your whine. Fancy a quick Uck?
 
#4
Cheers for the back up Pompey. Hes just jealous of my quantum/chaos Ucking style.

P.s I think its spelt loafing.
 

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LE
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#5
Pompey1 said:
Sure you mean "LAOFING" bit.

I have to disagree about St Piran being a ludo playing s**t$.

you can snaffle my blob 8) whilst up the chute Q man!!!
"Laofing"? He who is without sin cast the first stone, Fratton Boy.
 
#6
Q man I am sure that you were more prone to the ludo moves in some of last night's uckers!! In order for you to avoid the eight piece drumming that you know is coming you way. Although I have to say that st Piran does some what baffle or is it confuse with some of his "strategic" thinking!!
 
#8
being old school OTT we only ever played nomi, whats Ukkers?
 
#13
i do get about a bit, i have a strange past, but still never played ukkers, sounds like some homm RAF or Navy game
Hi mr Fizz, hows you sir?
 

Ventress

LE
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#14
It's a Matelot game, I was introduced to in Bos, by a CPOMT XRay tech. Bit like Ludo, i.e. starts like ludo and finishes like ludo- the middle bit is nothing like ludo! A game that you are 1 move away from losing and then 1 throw of the dice and you win! Turns on a sixpence! Plus it passes these long hot nights in Iraq.
 
#15
sound bizarre, thanks for the insight Q-Man
 
#16
It certainly is a matelot game - the rules are defined in a Naval publication: but remember that when in doubt, timber-shift while the opposition are not looking, and ALWAYS call them '6 throwing b*****s'. Ukkers is one of the reasons why 'submariners never cheat, and only very rarely lie' ..................!?!?!?!?!?!?
 

Ventress

LE
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#17
Yes, we have an ex stoker who has passed on the Ukkers tradition and the terminology! Every night is a joy to watch the game turn on a sixpence!
 
#18
the Pharmasist to the Royal Navy (an army captain of clickey shoes) has threatened to burn any uckers boards he finds in the AMS.

Most of the terms are in 'Jackspeak' By surg Cdr Rick Jolly of red & green life machine fame. If anyone can tell me where i can get a board and rules from I'd be grateful.
 

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LE
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#19
nurse said:
the Pharmasist to the Royal Navy (an army captain of clickey shoes) has threatened to burn any uckers boards he finds in the AMS.

Most of the terms are in 'Jackspeak' By surg Cdr Rick Jolly of red & green life machine fame. If anyone can tell me where i can get a board and rules from I'd be grateful.
There is two boards in tent F1 on Shaibah Airfield. If you look on Google for ukkers you will find both normal skate rules and WAFU rules (boo!) It is traditional to make your own board. Just make a ludo board and get 12 pieces and 2 dice. So no doubt on your next all expenses paid trip to Iraq you can pick one up!
 

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