UK tests parrot for lethal flu

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  1. That is...... an ex parrot. E's fcuking snuffed it.... etc etc.
  2. Is this going to open up the forum to the Monty python dead parrot sketch????

  3. In -fcuking-evitable, my dear Sparks.
  4. In a surprising development, UK scientists who have been running tests on a parrot that died in quarantine, to detect whether or not it had the H5N1 flu strain that has killed at least 60 people in Asia have now announced that the bird was in fact "not dead".

    The parrot - which was being held in a bio-secure unit at an undisclosed location - was thought to be the first confirmed case of bird flu in Britain since 1992. However, it now appears that the unfortunate avian was merely "resting".

    ?!?!?!?? What the fuck! Bloody scientists
  5. Oh dear....
    Take a sabbatical, and return when you have recieved an education in comedy....
  6. gah just noticed its a fake
  7. Quality thread fat badge :):):):)


  8. Aaah I thought it was fucking funny, but thought it was real.. silly me