UK needs to be in space

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by arby, Nov 2, 2007.

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  1. The McCanns, with Maddy and the other kids...........................if they find her

    Oh, and the stupid bint in the black SAAB 93 that wouldn't get out of my fcuking way on the A303 this morning! Whore!
  2. Anybody who'e ever been on reality TV. Or watched it. Or thought it sounded a good idea.
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The entire cast of the present government, apart from Jacqu Smiths breasts.
  4. That cnut Michael Winner - I'll give you "Calm down dear". :twisted:

    Oh and that other cnut Esther Rantzen.

    And Janet Street Porter - buck-toothed cow.
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What's with the politicos and firing them into space muppets? You've got to get them back to planet Earth before you can fire them back out again.
  6. Everyone that is remotely involved with big brother .. it's not big and it's not clever
  7. People in charge who shouldn’t or don't know how to be in charge. Cnuts.
  8. Any TV or radio show with a phone in element.

    And both Ant & Dec.

    And Jeremy Spake.
  9. Jeremy Kyle and Trisha Goddard, for giving Chavs the impressions that;
    a) They matter
    b) Anyone gives a fcuk
  10. a. Chavs.
    b. The Labour party.
    c. Cat drop-kickers.
  11. The fcuking missus!
  12. Hang on, I've just had an epiphany!

    Why waste time and resources shooting them into space when we can simply just shoot them?

    Then, we use their corpses as fuel for a productive space mission, like making contact with the blue-skinned honeys or foam-rubber life forms outer space is populated with. As is my understanding.