UK Citizenship Test

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  1. Fire up the Deportation Bus .. I got 50% !!
  2. 43% here
  3. 45 minutes for 24 questions? Is the test administered by Morse Code?
  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I just got 46%.
    Who really needs to know some of that crap, especially the statistics.

    I'll just stay here in the land of the Jocks, awaiting independance!
  5. The questions are punched into the candidate who then needs some time to recover before being able to sit behind the desk again and operate the mouse accurately.

    45 minutes is a bit meager though if the questionaire is slightly dyslectic with his fitsts.
  6. 29% oh well,
  7. 54% any room left on th ebus, that is me learning a new language
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    67% - I think I may be a . . . . . . . immigrant! 8O

    Bit curious as to why the fcuk are half the question about the EU?
  9. Mandybum's plan to get us in with them :wink:
  10. 75% in 5 minutes.
    I passed...........Bugger.
  11. 42%

    Apparently I don't have the neccesary knowledge on how and when to claim benefits. Which over 50% of my questions were on!!!!

    Other questions, what is a QUANGO, and a question on the speed limit on a single carriage way road....surely that should be covered in a seperate test called "the UK Driving Exam"?
  12. 42%

    I however have a plan, I'm going to buy a caravan and become a pikey, nobody can touch me then!
  13. You have failed the practice citizenship test.

    Questions answered correctly: 15 out of 24 (63%)

    What the fook has the EU got to do with being British? Why does anyone coming here need to know what year Divorce became Legal?

    Now I'm an immigrant can I stop paying rent and council tax? I wants my benefits innit, hooooman rite geezer I's entitled.
  14. 58%

    Can I be deported to somewhere sunny please.