Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Abdiel, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A fat woman walks into Halfords and asks the shop assistant,
    "Can I buy a rape alarm please",
    the shop assistant replies, "Your being a bit optimistic aren't you?"