Ugly Woman

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Barclays_Banker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
    The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"
    The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"
    "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"