Celebrity glamour bint, dolled up to the nines, hanging out with pointless people, being chased around by mindless paparazzi . . . celebrity will not beautify them, nor publicity make sexy, so why are they put before us? Here's an classic example of a pointless, plastic, barby-dolled-up UGLY pig of a thing: Emma Rigby - lead assassin Alien in 'Mars Attacks' I might accept a very, very discreet nosh, but looking at that dial, maybe even not that, but one's thing for sure - I wouldn't want to be seen in public with the thing. Am I too harsh? Have you got better examples?