Ugly 'glamour' bints, and would you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biped, Oct 4, 2010.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Celebrity glamour bint, dolled up to the nines, hanging out with pointless people, being chased around by mindless paparazzi . . . celebrity will not beautify them, nor publicity make sexy, so why are they put before us?

    Here's an classic example of a pointless, plastic, barby-dolled-up UGLY pig of a thing: Emma Rigby - lead assassin Alien in 'Mars Attacks'


    I might accept a very, very discreet nosh, but looking at that dial, maybe even not that, but one's thing for sure - I wouldn't want to be seen in public with the thing.

    Am I too harsh? Have you got better examples?
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    Not while there's dogs on the street.
  3. For Bipeds opener.

    Oh I don't know, If she was paying I would be prepared to demean myself. I've got to get the cash were I can these days.

    Stacker - that's a bloke isn't it?
  4. So's this one, I suspect...
  5. To be fair she's probably more manly than most bloke.
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    What about a Mother/Daughter combo?

    Net Worth? $1100m between the pair of them!

  7. So Anna Rexia can afford a square meal then?
  8. Talking of ugly bints that look like men


    Would you take the risk?

  9. The bloke on the right looks the sexier of the three.
  10. You are all homosexuals and I claim whatever money was on offer.
  11. So you'd give Skull on a Stick one?
  12. Wouldn't touch any of these spunk-swilling no-marks

    Jodi Swamp

    Paris Travelodge
  13. They are vile. why would you pump any of those "glamourous" stick-insect-a-likes while Liza Tarbuck had a plump hairy mound and moist cunt-lips?
  14. Have had a few page 3 birds visit on tours.... Normally meet them at the HLS before they have had a chance to "do their make up" and of course up close without the airbrushing....... 2 out of 3 I wouldn't touch with Biped's c@ck...... Although they do have a redeeming factor of being so short their large breasts are level with most blokes already.

    Also had a few of them burst in tears because they were tired or only had 30 minutes for lunch or it was too hot....too much sand.... etc etc....

    Still they put a smile on the lads faces, and one or two or the RLC "girls" as well ;)

    Edited to add " Having reread the topic title, I suppose I would like every other person 2/3 of a way through a tour, as long as I was in the first 5 of the Unit to go through them......
  15. This has to be the worst of the lot