Ugly Birds.....

Shotgun

War Hero
Who get's your vote as the ugliest birds in the UK that are on the telly then?

For me...

1) Glenda Jackson---she looks like the hedge was dragged threw her backwards and then a good rub down with sand paper. I'd borrow somebody else's hand to slap her.

2) Jo Brand----Does she qualify as a bird?

3) Cherie Blair---That smile for fecks sake...ugly enough for two heads.

;D
 
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vespa

Guest
my vote is
1. anne widdicombe . enough said  :p :p :p

2.clare short not as bad but tried to ban page 3 girls so gets 2 raspberries rating :p :p

3.vanessa feltz  ugly, fat, loopy in the head  1 raspberry  :p
 
What about Mo Mowlem, she is still lost in the ugly forrest and can't be found

Saying that I would nail it for a laugh, then go straight to the Sun and sell the pictures of me glazing her bald head ;D
 
I'm sure that there are some trolls on this site.  Come on Ladies (that's not including you 'drag acts' out there.......and you know who you are!), lets see some of your fizzogs and give us a laugh..........I need something to put on the mantlepiece..........to keep the kids away from the fire! :D :D
 
Im sure weve been down this road befroe, but come on now. Lets have soem pics of the Moon pigs that troll this site. ;D
 
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error_unknown

Guest
Glenda Jackson-one of the UK's finest actresses
Cheri Blair- distinguished law career
Anne Widdicombe.... Clair Short.... Mo Mowlem...all clever, amazing women who are dissed because they're not flipping babes  grrrrrrr......ok i've just deleted a long  tirade (wouldn't want to make brains overheat would we)....I'll go put the kettle on and growl instead..men! huh! grrrrrr  ::)
 
They may have excelled in thier chesen fields (only because men let them and helped them along thier way)

The glaring fact remains that they are all snarling Gripper fishes ;D
 
Glenda Jackson-one of the UK's finest actresses
Cheri Blair- distinguished law career
Anne Widdicombe.... Clair Short.... Mo Mowlem...all clever, amazing women who are dissed because they're not flipping babes  grrrrrrr......ok i've just deleted a long  tirade (wouldn't want to make brains overheat would we)....I'll go put the kettle on and growl instead..men! huh! grrrrrr  ::)
Mines is NATO standard please Love.......Hoi, MDN, fancy a brew?  The Bint's just knocking one up.

Anne Widdicombe...hahahahahahaha........you are funny Bint!
 
That previous post has to make you wonder if Bint herself is a 'road toad' who has had a life time of beatings with the ugly stick ;D
 
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error_unknown

Guest
Damn I realised I should have kept my mouth shut before the kettle boiled ::) ;D
Ok I'll take my ugly mug back into the kitchen and pull the blinds down again ...one lump or two my dears? :p
 
good girl

you clearly Know your place ;D

My toe nails need clipping now also ;)
 

Shotgun

War Hero
Hoy!!!

Is my bloody tea ready!! I'm in a hurry as the match starts on Sky down the pub in twenty minutes, so get your fat arse in gear!
 
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error_unknown

Guest
Here it is dear ;D (It's ok girls I  'accidentally' put salt in it ;D ;D ;D ;D)
 
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error_unknown

Guest
Oh yours? The filter coffee is nearly ready hun ;)..just let me get these oiks dealt with first  ;D
 

Pile

Old-Salt
Ok then, We'll wait for shotgun to bugger off to the pub and then i'll introduce to my purple headed warrior.   ;D
 

Shotgun

War Hero
Ok then, We'll wait for shotgun to bugger off to the pub and then i'll introduce to my purple headed warrior.   ;D
It's a good job that you lived in Aldershot Pile, all them blokes that started their jump training out of your back bedroom window..... ;D
 

Pile

Old-Salt
Bint,
It's pretty good at penetrating undergrowth.   ;D
 

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