Who get's your vote as the ugliest birds in the UK that are on the telly then? For me... 1) Glenda Jackson---she looks like the hedge was dragged threw her backwards and then a good rub down with sand paper. I'd borrow somebody else's hand to slap her. 2) Jo Brand----Does she qualify as a bird? 3) Cherie Blair---That smile for fecks sake...ugly enough for two heads.