I don't usually watch these bloody soaps as a rule, but the other night found me having my dinner with Mrs RCP watching "Emmerdale" and I could not avoid it. Suddenly on the screen was the most ugliest deformed bird I have ever seen. I believe she went by the name of "Kelly Windsor". FFS! she had the face of ET and a deformed body. Skinny with enhanced jugs. I wander if her boyfriend shags her with the light off? Anybody else consider any of these "soap birds" uglier? Apologies if this topic has been done before, I did a search and found zilch!