UFOs Over Cambridgeshire

#3
Not UFOs, those bright lights were Labour's election chances disappearing over the horizon with their arrses on fire.
 
#4
Possibly. One witness did say they were the size of a building, but at night that would be extremely hard to judge. Shame no one mentioned the speed they wee travelling at, and at 6 min interval between 'waves' that would be enough time for party goers to set up a new batch and for them to warm up enough for launch.
 
#5
Kite lanterns... :roll:
 

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#8
Nope, definetly UFOs. I was taken aboard one, where my rectum was probed by a strange, alien being, dressed in a frightening and bizarre manner. They wore a strange sandy coloured type of boot, a very exotic mix of clothing in a startling beige broken pattern, dark glasses and they had untidy hair. I believe they were from the Cancerian galaxy, possibly the planet Rock Apery.
 
#9
Working in that area (only a bit to the east) It sounds like its flights of F-15's from Mildenhall. They tend to come back in waves. They'd be heading in the right direction too.
 

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