UFO over Glasgow

#1
A passenger aircraft had a narrow miss with an unidentified object over Glasgow, a report has revealed.
The Airbus A320 was making its final approach to Glasgow Airport on 2 December when an object passed about 300ft underneath it.
The pilot of the aircraft said the risk of collision with the object, which did not show up on radar, had been "high".


Empty bottle of Buckie ? 'Feck off ya bass'
 
#2
BBC News - Airliner 'had narrow miss with UFO'

The Airprox report included a transcript of the conversation that took place between the aircraft and the controller at 12:55:




A320: "Glasgow Approach [A320 C/S]"
EGPF: "[A320 C/S] pass your message"
A320: "Er yeah we just had something pass underneath us quite close [1255:30] and nothing on TCAS have you got anything on in our area"
EGPF: "Er negative er we've got nothing on er radar and we're n- not talking to any traffic either"
A320: "Er not quite sure what it was but it definitely er quite large [1255:40] and it's blue and yellow"
EGPF: "OK that's understood er do you have a an estimate for the height"
A320: "Maybe er [1255:50] yeah we were probably about erm four hundred to five hundred feet above it so it's probably about three and a half thousand feet."


Lot of "er-ing" going on!
 
#3
BBC News - Airliner 'had narrow miss with UFO'

The Airprox report included a transcript of the conversation that took place between the aircraft and the controller at 12:55:




A320: "Glasgow Approach [A320 C/S]"
EGPF: "[A320 C/S] pass your message"
A320: "Er yeah we just had something pass underneath us quite close [1255:30] and nothing on TCAS have you got anything on in our area"
EGPF: "Er negative er we've got nothing on er radar and we're n- not talking to any traffic either"
A320: "Er not quite sure what it was but it definitely er quite large [1255:40] and it's blue and yellow"
EGPF: "OK that's understood er do you have a an estimate for the height"
A320: "Maybe er [1255:50] yeah we were probably about erm four hundred to five hundred feet above it so it's probably about three and a half thousand feet."


Lot of "er-ing" going on!
Any transcript has lots of "ers" and "ums". It does make them sound like chimps when you read it but when verbalised, sounds quite normal.


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#6
The papers report that an airliner has had a narrow miss with a 'UFO' near Glasgow.

The date and time corresponds to a seemingly unrelated report by a farmer that some of his pigs went missing when they spotted a Glaswegian eating vegetables.
 
#9
Finally, proof that we are not alone.....oh wait.

I bet the sweaty's will be thinking twice about independence and ask the English Air Force will defend them from the invading aliens.
 
#11
They saw the sun and had no fucking idea what it was.

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#12
It appears, It was wee Billy's 6ft long helium filled shark shaped balloon, His dad had bought him. He was 'gutted' about it when it slipped iut of his hand and when his dad read the story he thought 'aw no'

Please place any and all tinfoil hats gently on the floor.
 
#14
Blue and yellow. Sounds like a police helicopter , just a thought.
 
#15
Shit, not Glasgow. Please, let our first contact with extraterrestrial life be anywhere but Glasgow.

Mogadishu, Abuja even. If there's a loving God out there, just do this one little thing?
 
#16
Finally, proof that we are not alone.....oh wait.

I bet the sweaty's will be thinking twice about independence and ask the English Air Force will defend them from the invading aliens.
Crabs are f*cking aliens.
 
#17
Shit, not Glasgow. Please, let our first contact with extraterrestrial life be anywhere but Glasgow.

Mogadishu, Abuja even. If there's a loving God out there, just do this one little thing?
What the Hell's wrong with Glasgow...did you know that Glasgow is the biggest consumer of Sushi in the UK?

It tastes almost edible when deep fried in batter.
 
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#18
What the Hell's wrong with Glasgow...did you know that Glasgow is the biggest consumer of Sushi in the UK?

It tastes almost edible when deep fried in batter.
You are so last year man! The in thing now is deep fried donner kebabs in batter, pitta bread, salad, sauce,the lot.

Heston Blumenthal... we shit him!
 

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#19
What the Hell's wrong with Glasgow...did you know that Glasgow is the biggest consumer of Sushi in the UK?

It tastes almost edible when deep fried in batter.
I had to go to Motherwell once. I'm a big fan of getting stuff where it's made.. Manx kippers, for example. Croatian Slivo, and Jock haggis.

Imagine my horror when I discovered I could only purchase a battered one in the chip shop.

It was fucking horrible!

The dirty Godless heathen jock cunts.
 
#20
Are those stovie things Unidentified Frying Objects?
 

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