Udder Disgrace: Drunk Cow Jailed

should we be impressed or disgusted, i put it to the naffi !!!

gents in your own time go on!


Michelle Allen, 32, was arrested after repeated acts of disorderly conduct in Middletown, Ohio, local police said.

Her offences included chasing children while drunk and urinating on her neighbour's front porch.

She had been hired to wear the bovine outfit to promote a theme park - but ended up an 'udder disgrace'.
Did she really need the costume?????



Kit Reviewer
Was the "cow with brain tumour" outfit from a specialist supplier?
I wonder if they tested her for CJD?