Uber turds and taking it up the hoop

#1
I was just taking a dump, a rather hefty log in fact, when the thought struck me that so many burds are unhappy about taking it up the chocolate starfish yet they too must produce logs of similar girth. Let's look at this scientifically:

1. Is the turd smaller than a cock? Obviously that depends on a) the knob and b) the turd, but at some point every woman must have done a drain blocker like everyone else.

2. Do they get all tense when the subject of dumping is suggested? No of course not.

3. Do they decide that curling one out is too painful. That would be silly, otherwise there would be a lot of women with exploding colons.

Guys I am sure there are many other reasons that you can document.

Ladies, justify yourself!!!
 
#3
That's a weak excuse, it would only make it marginally less comfortable
 
#6
I should point out that all the relevant experience Fish-head has gained has NOT been with partners of the opposite sex. Lets just say that Faslane and RM Condor know him VERY well indeed. :wink:
 
#7
A friend told me his girlfriend reported it as being "just like having a big sh*t!"...

However, a girl I know came to a different conclusion based on the same evidence: that men like cr@pping so much 'cause they secretly long for c@ck!
 
#8
I'm sorry Fish-head, but with that form of reasoning it's only a matter of time before the missus gives you an unpleasant surprise with the strap-on.
 
#9
Tartan_Terrier said:
I'm sorry Fish-head, but with that form of reasoning it's only a matter of time before the missus gives you an unpleasant surprise with the strap-on.
What do you mean only a matter of time? :lol:
 
#11
womens hoops are built for it..........thats why god gave us Ron Jeremy & John Holmes.
 
#12
BagCharge said:
womens hoops are built for it..........thats why god gave us Ron Jeremy & John Holmes.

Yes...and i just covered my monitor and keyborad with coffee...PRICELESS

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#13
I must say that Rocco Siffredi addresses all of these issues in is informative documentary 'Rocco Ravishes Prague'.
It is a tour de force, with Rocco not only leaving the ladies' back doors absolutely hanging off their hinges, he also eats out said rickers with the enthusiasm of a hungry terrier licking your toes clean.
 
#14
it is an exit, not an entrance??


it is a funnel, not a tunnel???


Either of those any better??
 
#15
I recently reviewed "Rocco's greatest butt f ucks vol. 4

on the cover it made the following promise

"3 hours of premier corn holing action"

it didnt lie.

Theres 2 types of girl in the world.

ones who love it up the arse, and victims of domestic violence.... you choose.
 
#16
shortfuse said:
I recently reviewed "Rocco's greatest butt f ucks vol. 4

on the cover it made the following promise

"3 hours of premier corn holing action"

it didnt lie.

Theres 2 types of girl in the world.

ones who love it up the arse, and victims of domestic violence.... you choose.
Nice one - just sprayed my brew all over the show.

Solidarity brother, I am all for a campaign to make women take it in the gink, as has been mentioned, it can't be much worse than having a guiness and compo log... I think?
 
#18
This just gets better.

Any input from the fairer sex who are not "victims of domestic violence"?
 
#19
I too, have been recently reviewing some of Rocco's recent work.

His latest study was entitled "Rocco Super Moto GP - HARD"

In it, he completes discourses with various young ladies vis-a-vis the pros and cons of him ramming an 8 inch pecker up their botties.

Rather than do this in a boring fashion, the emphasis tends to be on the physical act. As ever, Rocco is a caring lover, taking every precaution to ensure that his partner is comfortable with the proposed action, before giving her arrsehole, such a paggering, that, on pull out, it resembles a 50-cal exit wound.

As far as I could see, all parties seemed to be enjoying themselves and none appeared to be the worse for wear at the end of the experience - with the possible caveat that one of the ladies needed to use a demijohn bung for a couple of days to prevent ruining her white jeans.
 
#20
You can’t compare anal to a good dump you heathens…… There is so much more to a good crap than the act itself, I savoir the 15mins of solitude my porcelain chariot provides, I would take longer but that’s the time it takes to read Heat from cover to cover.

Wars have been won from pot, Churchill got his inspiration from sitting on the pan “…….we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields, armed with bog brushes and rim blocks if necessary…”

Anal in comparison is dull that’s why chicks don’t dig it, it’s far to giving and should be reserved for snappers and German chicks with ass.holes that stretch the size of an orange.
 
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