I was just taking a dump, a rather hefty log in fact, when the thought struck me that so many burds are unhappy about taking it up the chocolate starfish yet they too must produce logs of similar girth. Let's look at this scientifically: 1. Is the turd smaller than a cock? Obviously that depends on a) the knob and b) the turd, but at some point every woman must have done a drain blocker like everyone else. 2. Do they get all tense when the subject of dumping is suggested? No of course not. 3. Do they decide that curling one out is too painful. That would be silly, otherwise there would be a lot of women with exploding colons. Guys I am sure there are many other reasons that you can document. Ladies, justify yourself!!!