U.S.Marine & an Iraqi Terrorist

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  1. A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
    Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
    road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
    men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
    highway here , and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
    other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag,
    and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
    wing liberal drunk.

    So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
    spirited woman!"

    He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

    "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road shaking hands,
    when a truck hit us."