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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vinniethemanxcat, Aug 4, 2012.

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  1. OK, she is an 'actress' but who the fcuk is she?

    Bradley Wiggins hit the nail on the head.... "but ultimately I am very normal in my life aside from cycling. I'm not a celebrity, I will never be a celebrity I don't consider myself a celebrity. I despise that whole celebrity culture. I think this country has become so fascinated with people that become famous for not achieving anything in their lives"
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  2. Did someone beat the shit out of her teeth with a hammer?
  3. Not another one of the Mail's 'woman exists' stories...
  4. Never heard of the dog.
  5. Fuck, no.
  6. She looks like one of them gobby rough tarts you see throwing up 10 bacardi breezers at 9pm on a Tuesday night in Hull!

  7. Dear God, why would anyone go to Hull to even watch this thing?
  8. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Because a shag's a shag? And she's got a quite tidy body. It'd be fun, if you fitted her with a ball gag and a gimp mask
  9. I wouldn't go to Hull for a shag (or anything else) if you paid me, there are far more salubrious areas around my neck of the woods.
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    Anyone who wouldn't is a massive, massive hermer.
  11. What happened to her teeth?


    From the neck up that looks like my gran when she'd had a few.
  12. Chassis is alright, cabs fucked though!
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  13. I would! But it's a two bagger and no mistake.
    Probably need a gag too :)
  14. Concur.