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typical squaddie saturday night?

#4
"The men, all thought to be from Glasgow, fondle each other dressed in nothing but their prestigious uniform and socks."

Do the Army issue prestigious socks now. :?: I feel sooooooooooooo jealous - all I ever got were horrible green numbers. :D
 
#6
Whats so odd about men from GlasGAY fondling each other? I thought it was mandatory amongst the sweaties... hence the tartan skirts.
 
#8
The_Cad said:
Whats so odd about men from GlasGAY fondling each other? I thought it was mandatory amongst the sweaties... hence the tartan skirts.
With the exception of the Pipes, the Scots Guards are a betrousered regiment. No doubt this unnatural confinement has led to the build up of erm...enthusiasms...and this display of joie de vivre.

It seems an awful lot of fuss about what I assume is probably actually an esoteric masonic practice of the Scottish rite and not lewd at all?
 
#9
The_Cad said:
Whats so odd about men from GlasGAY fondling each other? I thought it was mandatory amongst the sweaties... hence the tartan skirts.
We only use bumming as a way of sifting the men from the boys, as it were. If you cry or whimper at a short weegie massaging your buttocks from the inside then you won't pass on to Stage 2 - being abused by a weegie bird in Tyger Tyger
 

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