Typical journo Bone from ear to ear

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  1. Apropos of nothing...

    Answer to a dumb question from Katie Couric of CBS News …

    Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked:

    "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

    The Marine shrugged and replied :

    "A slight recoil."
  2. sooooooooooooooooo last year :)
  3. last financial year or calendar?

    difference is that the apocryphal story is creating its own reality. This happened!
  4. Have you nothing better to do than destroy my dreams!!??
  5. Errrrmmmm!
    "The need to scratch my arrse"
    "A cold beer would be nice"
    "The fcukin stone stickin in me knee"
    "Fcuk that sun's hot"

    "Say What!!.... Dumb Cnut"
  6. Journo female channel 4 to an Old Lady from South Yorks during the last floods

    Journo' I understand that you have lost everything, and that you were not insured is that correct.'

    Old lady (smiling) 'Yes thats correct'

    Journo'Then why are you smiling ?'

    Old lady 'Because I have me'

    Journo she was lost for words classic or what ?
  7. GMTV this morning [I know it's on in the canteen :oops: ]

    Andrew Castle is talking by PHONE to Derrick 'Mr Motivator' Evans in Jamaica about Hurricane Dean.

    "So Derrick are the PHONES working on the island".

    Cue silence