Typical journo Bone from ear to ear

#1
Apropos of nothing...





Answer to a dumb question from Katie Couric of CBS News …



Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked:

"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and replied :

"A slight recoil."
 
#3
last financial year or calendar?

difference is that the apocryphal story is creating its own reality. This happened!
 
#6
Errrrmmmm!
"The need to scratch my arrse"
"A cold beer would be nice"
"The fcukin stone stickin in me knee"
"Fcuk that sun's hot"

"Say What!!.... Dumb Cnut"
 
#7
Journo female channel 4 to an Old Lady from South Yorks during the last floods

Journo' I understand that you have lost everything, and that you were not insured is that correct.'

Old lady (smiling) 'Yes thats correct'

Journo'Then why are you smiling ?'

Old lady 'Because I have me'

Journo she was lost for words classic or what ?
 
#8
GMTV this morning [I know it's on in the canteen :oops: ]

Andrew Castle is talking by PHONE to Derrick 'Mr Motivator' Evans in Jamaica about Hurricane Dean.

"So Derrick are the PHONES working on the island".

Cue silence
 

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