Typical Frogs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by annakey, Dec 7, 2007.

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  1. If this was Britain there'd be 24 hour news coverage, Bill Oddie would chain himself to the Buck House railings, and "Property, Property, Property" would be knocked off the TV schedules in favour of wall-to-wall hamster porn. I'm just amazed the Frogs don't scoff them, with nice Saint Emilion.

  2. The hamsters are fighting back!
    It's only a matter of time before the cheeseaters surrender.....again.

  3. Does JC and May realise this threat to their co-presenter - after all, Richard Hammond is the wildest hamster there is!
  4. I know you're all hairy-arsed, unsentimental types but they are terribly sweet. Damn Frogs. :x

    Cricetus cricetus

  5. They're probably only under threat because JC's been roaring over their habitat in a TurboChargedFuelInjectedKickHamsterButtXLRGTI4X4.

  6. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Isn't that Mohammed the Hamster?
  7. See. Now there you go. Typical!
    Next thing we know it'll be someone getting Burka'd over selling a hamster on Ebay for prophet. Then we'll have to feel sorry for an overweight teacher with the IQ of a small furry rodent. Allah will be a bit peaved..... And the Israelis will probably bomb us both claiming they are keeping the West a puke-free zone.

    Is that wot u want?

    Coz that's wot'll appen.
  8. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    You're not suggesting that people of the Islamic faith may take offence and that it may lead them to commit acts of violence are you? Islam is a peaceful religion - and any b@stard who says otherwise had better watch out!

    PS I spent a fruitless second or 2 trying to kill the pesky bloody insect that was crawling over my screen! Doh!
  9. Sautée with a little white wine vinegar. That'll help.
  10. :twisted:You have to wrap them in celophane to sh&g them or they split .
    In every other respect they are very nice pets