Typical Friday


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Always the same, a few beers and a late night. Over slept, rushing around like a 4 year old on speed, dressed and out the door in nano seconds, got to work and realised I had left my wallet at home.

Can anyone lend me a fiver so I can get some lunch?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
Yep, just drop by my office in Nong Wua So and it's yours. Have to hurry mind you, I am off down UD town for a BJ in the very near future.
Are you sure your wallet is at home? It's much more likely that it was stolen or fell out of your pocket while you were out last night.

Better cancel all those cards just in case.


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No it's at home, the wife was trying to nick the cash out of it.

A quick uppercut to her chin sorted that out.
You shouldn't have gone on the beers last night, you never know what 'sordid place' you may end up at, waking up in a strange bed with some lovely 27 stone wench..... snoring away like a beached whale, and covered in sh*te..... But am I remembering memories of yore when I was a lad?? Yeah.... it's true.... I really am a boring old *unt........

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