Typhoo Fruity Tea advert

#1
There’s an ad on the box at the moment with a couple of tarts talking about New Typhoo Fruit Teas and making the nicest of orgasm noises. Thing is, after they’ve been through the motions a couple of times, they show the “tea bag” going into the water and turning it red. From a hilarious schoolboy prank, with no pschological impact on the girl in q, I can tell you that what is shown is exactly, in every possible way, the same as a used tampon dissipating the gloopy blotclaat into hot water.

Now, I realise the 30-something, fat ankled, forever single Daily Mail ubermuntering Bakerloo line office types who'll buy this crap are less discriminating than the average Albanian sexslave but surely flogging used jamrags as a tea with only the most spurious of health giving properties to ugly credulous gingers is beyond a joke. Makes me sick.
 
#2
It's almost as bad as lemon and lime jaffa cakes.

Why???
 
#3
I take back what I wrote yesterday in my apology - you're just a horrid little man. Why do you need to refer to women as "tarts"? Does it make you feel big? You're a bully but you don't know it. I have nothing more to say to you.
 
#4
SiggyChick said:
I take back what I wrote yesterday in my apology - you're just a horrid little man. Why do you need to refer to women as "tarts"? Does it make you feel big? You're a bully but you don't know it. I have nothing more to say to you.
Is it because some of them send naked pics of themselves to anonymous posters on an army web site? Thought so, you fcuking 'ho and I've seen the pick and you do have a beautiful vagina.
 

Legs

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#5
SiggyChick said:
I take back what I wrote yesterday in my apology - you're just a horrid little man. Why do you need to refer to women as "tarts"? Does it make you feel big? You're a bully but you don't know it. I have nothing more to say to you.
Oh for God's sake SiggyChick - Get a life!!!! If you don't like it, why are you here? Maybe this is more to your liking www.ipcmedia.com/magazines/womansweekly/




Edited for Sunday Morning Sausage Fingers!!!!
 
#6
Siggychick, get used to it. Women are tarts, doris's, split arrses and anything else you can think of. You really shouldn't take things so personally.

Tricky, having seen the ad I have to say my first thoughs were of used tampons :D

T-T
 
#7
Ting-Tong said:
Women are tarts, doris's, split arrses and anything else you can think of.
They are also money grabbing cnuts with the morals of a Belizean whore and should all be skinned and turned into ponchos.
 
#9
SiggyChick said:
I take back what I wrote yesterday in my apology - you're just a horrid little man. Why do you need to refer to women as "tarts"? Does it make you feel big? You're a bully but you don't know it. I have nothing more to say to you.
Siggychick, many thanks for your PM.

Last night in chat it was like a gang in school picking on me and another woman called ITJobless.
I doubt it love, the majority of the so-called bullies (including Bully) were on a crawl in Chesterfield, and ITjobless is a complete waste of space and deserves it. As is girlywhirly (the deviant who was destroyed when she realised I was not a bloke).


You seem to be one of the most important / powerful women on Arrse

How we laughed at that one.

Has no-body told you I am a fireman really?
 
#12
Or just one of lifes miserable cnuts? :roll:
 
#13
Its not so much the noise for me, more the knowing look the serving bird gives her.
 

maninblack

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#14
SiggyChick said:
I take back what I wrote yesterday in my apology - you're just a horrid little man. Why do you need to refer to women as "tarts"? Does it make you feel big? You're a bully but you don't know it. I have nothing more to say to you.
Read the sign over the door. This is a basic world, for basic people who are or were once paid to do very extraordinary things on behalf of their country.

If you want a politically correct world then I recommend you get a job as a "5 A Day" vegetable coordinator with the local marxist council. Very few people upset me on this forum as I have the patience of a saint and the hide of a bull rhino but don't push your luck.

 
#15
MiB - PM inbound, get your incontinence pants ready.
 
#16
Life must be a barrel of laughs with siggychick. Imagine the prospect of being in a Det with that!!!

The dark haired, pseudo punky looking flooze serving the tea looks a proper dirtbag........ I agree with MSI64, it is that final knowing look she gives the dull ginger one at the end. It kind of says to me, ''I take it up the arrse on first dates and I like the taste of my own cum.''

Though what that has to do with fruit tea is beyond me.
 
#17
The tea serving wench is a sperm gargler - no doubt. The gwar would also get a game, as her ooh thing was quite sweet in a stinking of Fox Piss way. BTW where are these photos of this whining birds clout then???
 
#18
the_guru said:
The tea serving wench is a sperm gargler - no doubt. The gwar would also get a game, as her ooh thing was quite sweet in a stinking of Fox urine way. BTW where are these photos of this whining birds clout then???
I assume it has been bandied about The Longdon Bar. Us mere mortals don't get a look in. Mind you, if her flange is anything like her attitude I don't really want to see it.
 
#19
I do...... I like a flange with bad attitude.
 

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