Thereâs an ad on the box at the moment with a couple of tarts talking about New Typhoo Fruit Teas and making the nicest of orgasm noises. Thing is, after theyâve been through the motions a couple of times, they show the âtea bagâ going into the water and turning it red. From a hilarious schoolboy prank, with no pschological impact on the girl in q, I can tell you that what is shown is exactly, in every possible way, the same as a used tampon dissipating the gloopy blotclaat into hot water. Now, I realise the 30-something, fat ankled, forever single Daily Mail ubermuntering Bakerloo line office types who'll buy this crap are less discriminating than the average Albanian sexslave but surely flogging used jamrags as a tea with only the most spurious of health giving properties to ugly credulous gingers is beyond a joke. Makes me sick.