You're wasting your time. I've been in plenty of pubs in Nottingham (I was born a short walk from the left lion), and I boat through it regularly.
I haven't seen anyone doubled up with laughter as some bipedal tortoise gives it large about his derring do.
I drink in a pub that was run by an ex TSM in the RHA, not far from his hovel, and that attracts some bullshitters. Yet he has not been seen.
RHA? Trans Sgt Major. Yeah. I get that. Donkey Wallopers, eh... tsk.